Nascent Drama

[The Dork Lord]

Just as she said this, she noticed that one of the trees had a door leading right into it. "That's very curious!" she thought. "But everything's curious to-day. I think I may as well go in at once." And in she went.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Once more she found herself in the long hall, and close to the little glass table. "Now, I'll manage better this time," she said to herself, and began by taking the little golden key, and unlocking the door that led into the garden. Then she set to work nibbling at the mushroom (she had kept a piece of it in her pocket) till she was about a foot high: then she walked down the little passage: and then -- she found herself at last in the beautiful garden, among the bright flowerbeds and the cool fountains.

 

[Gagh]

Together we will stop it!

 

[Gagh]

Nasty stuff.

 

[Gagh]

Quite.

 

[Gagh]

Schweet.

 

[Gagh]

Give him what he wants, peeps.

 

[Dershocka]

Randy the child molester.

Little known Spider-man villain.

 

[Gagh]

Dammit, I bet he took some beating after the Child Molesting symbiote bonded with him.

 

[Gagh]

"I'm giving serious thought to spamming your forum"

 

[Gagh]

Oh, and you can 'ognore' any of my threads if you wish.

Seeing as Ilyanna will merge them all eventually GOD BLESS HER COTTON LITTLE SOCKS!

 

[Gagh]

And I'm sorry if that last thread was one too many.

Because a man can never be too certain how many is too many, even taking into consideration all the time one will waste.

 

[Gagh]

.

Dammit. Done it again.

My apologies there.

DAYCARE FOR ONE?

 

[The Dork Lord]

No shit?

 

[Gagh]

Why don't you come and spam the shit out of The Mine Field? If only to rubberstamp THE FAKE FEUD OF 2008?

Go on. Open some SPAMCRAPITAL THREADS and turn on that little contraption you control with a small monkey called Pete that posts all those little pieces of books & Reuters news stories!

DO IT DORK, DO IT FOR THE BADLANDS!

It's what Mirah & Gonad would have wanted. YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB WITH THE PLACE!

 

[Loktar]

While we're at it let's all spam Daycare(I mean give it some higher quality spam) and give those daycare retards some entertainment.

 

[Dershocka]

Molecule Man.

Supposed to be as powerful as the Beyonder.

What happened to his lightning bolt face having ass?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Why don't you come and spam the shit out of The Mine Field? If only to rubberstamp THE FAKE FEUD OF 2008?

Go on. Open some SPAMCRAPITAL THREADS and turn on that little contraption you control with a small monkey called Pete that posts all those little pieces of books & Reuters news stories!

DO IT DORK, DO IT FOR THE BADLANDS!

It's what Mirah & Gonad would have wanted. YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB WITH THE PLACE!

Why are you speaking of Mirah and Gonad in the past tense?

They both posted here today.

As far as the rest of what you typed goes...

A) Done to death
B) It'd be sinking to your level
C) Wacky, Eggz, Menty or someone would just dump it
D) It sounds halfway tempting anyway

 

[The Dork Lord]

Good question. I remember something about him in the 90's, when Reed was "dead", him and some Rouge Watcher, or something.

 

[The Dork Lord]

They should have used him in a Spider-Man/Superman crossover with the Toyman!

DEAD KIDS ON EVERY PAGE!