Nascent Drama

[I Love Cunt]

Bravo.

 

[Dark Pickle]

The one indisputable fact proven by this thread:

Pink Floyd always wins

 

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[Dual]

We need a uniter, not a divider!

ELECT THE DORK LORD FOR BADLANDS RULER '08!

 

[Dark Pickle]

 

[Dark Pickle]

Maybe because no one likes you?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Summer reruns always suck

 

[Dark Pickle]

 

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www.iwant2suckyourballsjlame.com

Fixed

 

[Dark Pickle]

PUMPZ

 

[Dark Pickle]

The Badlanders lost thier spirit. Theyd rather suck up to those that mock them. Wheres the dignity gone?

Pity Dual. You who raised the war banner a few months ago, now defends the MF from fellow Badlanders.

What are we supposed to have against the Mine Field again?

 

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[Dark Pickle]

How about...THE DECIDER?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Insulting people is always the best way to make friends

 

[The Dork Lord]

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Mark Twain ​

 

[The Dork Lord]

Preface​

MOST of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred; one or two were experiences of my own, the rest those of boys who were schoolmates of mine. Huck Finn is drawn from life; Tom Sawyer also, but not from an individual -- he is a combination of the characteristics of three boys whom I knew, and therefore belongs to the composite order of architecture.

The odd superstitions touched upon were all prevalent among children and slaves in the West at the period of this story -- that is to say, thirty or forty years ago.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and girls, I hope it will not be shunned by men and women on that account, for part of my plan has been to try to pleasantly remind adults of what they once were themselves, and of how they felt and thought and talked, and what queer enterprises they sometimes engaged in.

THE AUTHOR.

HARTFORD, 1876.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Chapter I​

"TOM!"

No answer.