Things to do with a duck

[Hambil]

Pet them.
Feed them.
Place chase.
Hide their eggs.
See who can quack the loudest.

 

[Dr Dave]

Set them on peoples heads.

 

[Kitty]

Id rather eat it.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could race the ducks.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Test for witches.

 

[Cassie]

SEX, obviously.

 

[Loktar]

Eat them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tape them to missiles and shoot them at things.

 

[Loktar]

Give them breast implants.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ship them by the dozen to Norway.

 

[Conchaga]

GOOSE!

 

[Hambil]

Two words: Duck fights.
Brings down jet planes.
Make nice pillows.

 

[Kitty]

 

[Loktar]

http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

 

[curiousa2z]

^pals actually tried a turkducken this year for Xmas. They're from Toronto.

 

[Cassie]

I will have a turducken before I die!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The Aflac duck could kick all y'all asses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can think of a few things.

 

[WillsZenith]

I cant. frisbee. maybe , just putting it out there....

 

[Cassie]

Shoot some pool.