To all girls

[Gagh]

Would you date starguard?

 

[FBI parte due]

Yes.

 

[Dual]

Is he worth a tenth of a billion?

 

[Gagh]

Is he worth a tenth of a billion?

You're one lousy looking chick - or at least you are if you felt the need to post for anything other than option 3!

Tits oot!

 

[Ilyanna]

Of course I would. He's fucking handsome, don't you know that?

 

[Gagh]

Of course I would. He's fucking handsome, don't you know that?

He's a lucky boy.

 

[Ilyanna]

Honey, I've plastered 'I want to fuck Gagh' all over TK. Ask starguard if he feels lucky in comparison to that

 

[jack]

Just hold his ears Ily, that will tell him exactly where you want him to go.

 

[Ilyanna]

rofl, jack, it's not exactly the size of his ears I am interested in...

 

[missmanners]

I dont date.


mm

 

[Bickendan]

That's not what your poolboys told me, Jenna.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Wait a minute. Do you post under both the Malarky and Bickendan accounts? What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Lilac]

Boredom. Duh.

 

[Conchaga]

Honey, I've plastered 'I want to fuck Gagh' all over TK. Ask starguard if he feels lucky in comparison to that

Is it wrong that I read this as follows:

Honey, I'm plastered. I want to fuck Gagh all over TK.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Can't see anything wrong with that, either

 

[Yub]

I'm never wanted to be Gagh more than right now. I think I'll invent so ludicrous sounding job title, pretend I have that job, tell the wife it includes overseas air travel, murder people and steal their stuff to pay for airfare, fly to England, track down Gagh and kill him, post as him for awhile so people think he's still alive, arrange a meet up with Ily as Gagh, murder more people and save up more airfare, fly to Germany, meet and sex my queen, fly back to Australia and resume my life here, posting about how shocking is that Gagh is dead.

Or I could just fap.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm trying to work my way through all the TK men, so I guess I have to answer yes on this one.

Dammit.

 

[FBI parte due]

I think it's excused if it would count as pedophilia, so you're good.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well thank the gods for that.

 

[Ilyanna]

Wait a minute, we were talking about dating right? (Well at least in regards to starguard). Nowhere in the poll did it say anything about having sex with him.