UpTown Girls

[I Love Cunt]

I am watching Brittany Murphy Donovan, what do you think about that?

 

[I Love Cunt]

She is dead y'know. Yeah, she died.

 

[Dirk Funk]

So, you see dead people. Is that what you're telling us?

 

[Love Child]

Brittany Murphy is dead. I watch her and I think of the dead relationship between my girlfriend and I. She is a dead ringer for Brittany. Or vice versa yeah.

 

[Loktar]

I thought this was a thread about Billy Joel. I iz disappoint.

 

[Falconarg]

i thought this was a thread about the porn movie UpTown Girls

 

[Ilyanna]

You mean the porn movie you aren't allowed to watch because you are underage? That porn movie? :tongue1:

 

[Falconarg]

underage?damm you ppl still dance about my age?jeezz

 

[Ilyanna]

It's because I still don't know if I may legally hit on you or not. Drives me crazy.

 

[FBI parte due]

Falconarg isn't underage, he's just Argentinian.

 

[Falcy Girl]

It's because I still don't know if I may legally hit on you or not. Drives me crazy.

You better not hit on MY Falcy! I'll give you something to really be afraid of, hussy!

 

[Ilyanna]

Hmm, the Argentinian age of consent is 18... yeah, he probably is 18 already.

 

[Ilyanna]

You better not hit on MY Falcy! I'll give you something to really be afraid of, hussy!

Oh yeah, and now I'm SO afraid. Bring it on, kitten!

 

[FBI parte due]

Besides, hitting on thirteen-year-olds isn't illegal!

Just remember to keep your dick in your pants and you're home free.

 

[Falcy Girl]

Oh yeah, and now I'm SO afraid. Bring it on, kitten!

Oh I WILL:evil: if you start flirting with MY baby daddy. Home wrecking little trollop!!! You've been warned!

 

[Ilyanna]

FBI, dear.... you must be more confused with the sexual wellbeings of TK posters than I thought. Since when do I have a dick to keep in my pants?

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh I WILL:evil: if you start flirting with MY baby daddy. Home wrecking little trollop!!! You've been warned!

lol, what're you gonna do - hit me with a box of diapers? :biggrin:

 

[Falcy Girl]

lol, what're you gonna do - hit me with a box of diapers? :biggrin:

I'll kick you down a flight of stairs just like Falcy did to me when he found out I was pregnant.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's one of the many colorful regionalisms I sprinkle my speech with to make sure everyone knows I'm a Nordamerikaner.

Keep yer fucking shirt on, brosephine.

 

[FBI parte due]

Man, I just can't compete with Falcy Girl, can I?