What if you have a finite number of wanks?

[CaptainWacky]

I need to hijack a boat coming in with a shipment of testicle oil.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just order some of the internets!

 

[headvoid]

FEEL IT IN MINUTES, LASTS FOR HOURS

 

[Loktar]

Just order some of the internets!

http://www.dherbs.com/store/male-testicular-oil-p-497.html

 

[headvoid]

Something snaps inside when you have your last wank

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Now there's a thought...

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's worse than death.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's worse then bad cheese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I've run out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, it's over.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nah, it's just a time-out. You'll be back in the game in no time.

 

[FBI parte due]

They say we only have a set number of heartbeats before we inevitably die. It's a rule that holds true across everything from elephants to mice and shrews.

Wanking raises your heart-rate and brings you closer to death.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can a life without wanking truly be called living?

 

[Love Child]

If I have learned one thing since my previous post- it is that having sex with another person means you are wanking anyways.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well it depends on the person I would imagine?

 

[FBI parte due]

"Mutual masturbation" is the watchword in today's society.

 

[Enkephalen]

If your desires flag, there is always Viagra to renew your interest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah but you still need to have something to fantasise about. There's alway dwarf porn I suppose...

 

[FBI parte due]

You could masturbate to metaphysical concepts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I do!