ANY FANS OF MY THROBBING ROD AROUND HERE?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No surprise there. It's a dandy, sweet as candy.

 

[Gagh]

I'm not so much a fan, as a drugged, bound & gagged captive.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THAT AIN'T MY ARM IN THIS SLING ME DROOGIES! DINNERTIME!!!!

 

[whisky]

Im singing in the rain.

 

[Mentalist]

AND I'M TAPPING ON FRED ASTAIRS GRAVE AND HE AINT HAPPY. GENE KELLY ON THE OTHER HAND IS HAVING A GREAT TIME.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

ROD, ROD, ROD WITH BATS, ROD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FRED AND ELEANOR POWELL. BEGIN THE BEGUINE. BROADWAY MELODY OF 1940. YOU CAN'T WAIT AROUND AND HOPE BUT I TELL YA YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIKES OF THAT AGAIN.

UNTIL THE FAT BOYS AND RALPH BELLAMY IN DISORDERLIES.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I used to wank over Myrna Loy in "The Thin Man Movies" until I found out she had sex with the dog that played Asta.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wish I had that dog's agent.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Dude, she was HOT!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

HOTSY-TOTSY!

She must be dead by now, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPACE BATs

 

[whisky]

lifeforce

 

[Mentalist]

SPIC BATS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Early Eggs was fun. Eggs was created as a Jillian troll. Once she was dealt with, Eggs was just there, trying to sound like one of the spammy guys (the holy trinity of Gagh / Menty / Wacky). Then T'Bonz guessed who I was, and Eggs turned into plain old me.

WHO WORMED HIS WAY TO BECOME AN ADMIN SO I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL YOUR NUDES AND MURDER CONFESSIONS MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Happy Monday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRING BACK SPACE MONKEY.

 

[Mirah]

Well the first 2 posts in the thread got me pretty hot.

GET IT

POSTS

YEAH

GET IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll need to access an old hard drive to find Space Monkey I think lol

 

[Cassie]

I wrote a song about the space monkey one time.

 

[whisky]

That sure was one cute monkey