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Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
If The Cure is The Cure I wonder what The Disease might be. Down on Fascination Street.
Our vet will scan him for free, but not until tomorrow. I don't want to do anything drastic to him, like having his balls removed, but I think I will ask the vet to prescribe some flea meds. I have no idea how hard it will be to get this dog to take medicine, he's very picky about food. Beebee is the easiest dog I've ever had to give meds to, she just takes whatever I give her as long as I put a little cream cheese on it. The chihuahua mix I had before was a nightmare to give medicine to. Such picky little shits!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Halloween is probably my favorite holiday of the year. I remember one year I was getting all costumed up as a TOS vintage Andorian. I made my own antennae, greased myself up with blue body paint, had some sort of Barbara Bush the Elder white fright wig on, etc, and my girlfriend and I were getting ready to head out to a costume contest when the doorbell rang. I didn't have any candy on hand so I just gave the kids some cigarettes instead.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Not that blue. More like cerulean blue.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
There are not enough hours in the day/week/year for how lazy I am. I've got maybe 10 minutes to do about 7 hours of stuff. So instead I'm fucking off here and tuning a guitar and such things. I had 2 things to accomplish last week. They aren't even factored into the 7 hours of stuff. Bleah.
Starship Coyote
The Merchant of Menace
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
At this point, I'm just fighting to keep WordPad and old Windows Photo Viewer working...
Kyehlar
Grovel And Subscribe!
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Nat King Cole notwithstanding, chestnuts roasting on an open fire is a lot less romantic than you'd think. I have multiple chestnut trees. Used to have plum trees. More plums than I needed. Pain in the ass. Plum jam. Prunes. Plum wine. I just let the neighbor kids eat the plums off the front tree and harvested what I could from the back one. Chestnuts are even worse. First off, let me explain chestnuts. The grow in a hull. It's like a kiwi fruit sized porcupine. You just have to wait until the chestnuts fall off the tree. And try not to get stabbed too many times by the dead hulls on the ground.
And chestnuts aren't Christmas. They start dropping early September. So you spend all your free time in September collecting chestnuts. They're a pain in the ass to roast and even after you roast them they don't keep very well. On top of that, chestnut weevils are a thing. They go and lay eggs in chestnuts despite the tree's defenses and so you spend October throwing away, say, 75% of the nuts you collected.
On a related note, I like to think of chestnut weevils as evil and ruining my enjoyment of my chestnut trees, but I must allow that maybe it is *I* who is evil. I mean, chestnut weevils have "chestnut" right in their name. They are much more in the Circle of Life than I am. But I've damned a goodly chunk of this year's larvae to a horrible death by picking the chestnuts and putting them in my concrete basement, where they cannot burrow into the soil and turn into adult weevils to ruin the harvest 2-3 years from now.
And chestnuts aren't Christmas. They start dropping early September. So you spend all your free time in September collecting chestnuts. They're a pain in the ass to roast and even after you roast them they don't keep very well. On top of that, chestnut weevils are a thing. They go and lay eggs in chestnuts despite the tree's defenses and so you spend October throwing away, say, 75% of the nuts you collected.
On a related note, I like to think of chestnut weevils as evil and ruining my enjoyment of my chestnut trees, but I must allow that maybe it is *I* who is evil. I mean, chestnut weevils have "chestnut" right in their name. They are much more in the Circle of Life than I am. But I've damned a goodly chunk of this year's larvae to a horrible death by picking the chestnuts and putting them in my concrete basement, where they cannot burrow into the soil and turn into adult weevils to ruin the harvest 2-3 years from now.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
My brain snapped tonight. I'm sick of trying to moderate my drinking and eschew cheese and sausage and ham and all the other things that make me happy. Chocolate. Ice cream. GEH! IN! MAH! BELLEH! Eggs, talk me down. Esplain I'll be happier in 5 years if I can stay disciplined. Cookies! COOOKIIIIEEEE! ME WANT COOKIE!