Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Loktar]

Why am I stressed out and pissed off all the time? Why do I have high blood pressure? Tonight The Cat was Out. Later, The Dog decided she also wanted to be Out, so they headed off to engage in whatever fuckery they do when they're Out. Still later I decided to check on them and The Cat was ready to come In but there was no sign of The Dog. As I was getting ready to close the door, I saw her coming so I opened the storm door again, she came In and The Cat went back Out.

So I fucked off on the computer until I was ready for bed and went to check on The Cat. Opened the door and he was ready to come In. But in the dark, The Dog had followed me to the back door and she made to go Out. This confused The Cat so he didn't come In and my stopping The Dog confused her so even after I gave up and decided to let her go back Out, she didn't want to go Out anymore. So we all just stood there like idiots with the door open until I was finally able to convince The Cat to come In. (Because it's pointless to try to grab him. He'll get away and forget about getting him back to the door for some time after.)

*cue the Benny Hill jazzy sax music*

 

[whisky]

Chat GDP is getting seriously clever, I posted a holiday pic and asked it where it was, and it immediately came up with the right answer.

 

[Volpone]

Remember when they tried to regenerate Dr. Who after it was cancelled the first time?

 

[Volpone]

The science of the X feed is fascinating, in a revolting sort of way: Create a video post with an interesting premise, edit it so it runs just a bit too long before a mildly disappointing payoff. Repeat. Stack up into a feed. The user keeps scrolling in hopes of eventually being satisfied. Ordinarily I'm smart enough to catch it, but last night I was tired enough to scroll for a surprising length of time.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love the reference to the 1969 movie Hello Down There (the underwater home)



JABET LEIGH IS A LONG WAY FROM PSYCHO NARF!

 

[Cassie]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I've decided that at my age I'm never going to volunteer to help a friend unload a 26 foot U-Haul again for moving purposes. That kicked my fucking ass, and to add insult to injury she had three fucking cats as well. I'm allergic to cats. It was hot as fuck, humid as fuck, too.

 

[Volpone]

What if she's hot and says she'll suck your dick?

 

[Loktar]

I've decided that at my age I'm never going to volunteer to help a friend unload a 26 foot U-Haul again for moving purposes. That kicked my fucking ass, and to add insult to injury she had three fucking cats as well. I'm allergic to cats. It was hot as fuck, humid as fuck, too.

Yeah, this isn't making me excited to move my brother's stuff from my apartment possibly next weekend.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't have a stuck jar to see if this works.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Jack Bauer vs. Richard Nixon, Part One.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Jack Bauer vs. Richard Nixon, Part Two.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Trojan is a terrible name for a condom. It's named after a war that ended when a large horse was brought inside, but it burst open with a bunch of men falling out in the middle of the night.

Does not inspire confidence. Must do better.

 

[Volpone]

If you're watching a History Channel show about a search for lost treasure, just shut it off and google it. Or don't even bother. They did not find the treasure. They strung you along for a season or two with no payoff.

And if they're hunting for Hitler, post April 1945, don't even tune in. He killed himself and had his body burned. He did not secretly exscape to play Yahtzee with Bigfoot at a Holiday Inn in Tacoma. Or Buenos Aires.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't have a stuck jar to see if this works.

It's true about many things that takes physical exertion. Women breathe out while pushing during labor. It works with pooping, too.