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Everyone Who Used To Post Here But Doesn't Anymore MIA Part 1

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I've noticed that Everyone Who Used To Post Here But Doesn't Anymore doesn't post here anymore.

I am determined to fix this through ANY MEANS.

My goal is to get them to post "hi, I'm back!" then I panic and don't know what to say so wait a day before replying "good to have you bakc!" (with that typo) to the thread but they're already gone again.

This is what would make me happy in life.
 
SUBJECT: Ishcabittle.

LAST SEEN: Having a real life.

SOLUTION: Insert bionic implants into his brain that subvert his own will and turn him into nothing but a mindless, Mine Field posting drone. Should be a laugh!
 
SUBJECT: Big Dick McGee.

LAST SEEN: Marrying Laker Girl.

SOLUTION: Messy divorce.
 
SUBJECT: FBI Parte Due.

LAST SEEN: Drugs lol.

SOLUTION: Drugs lol.
 
We need to DESTROY Facebook!
 
SUBJECT: Harkley.

LAST SEEN: Wank thread.

SOLUTION: Mass Mine Field masturbation session.
 
Hi all. Just checking in and its good to see TK is still going strong. Ive been real busy in RL. My dad passed away last year and I inherited the house so I have been cleaning, going through stuff and throwing stuff out, painting, and now Im at the point to get some contractors in to remodel the bathrooms and kitchen. Other than fantasy baseball I havent been online much in the last 2 years. Hope all is going well with all of you and Ill try to post more in the future.
 
Hi, I'm back! (Not really. Writing books keeps me busy.)
 
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My plan to get dogbert and The Saint to return by not mentioning them in this thread worked perfectly!
 
Cassie has the write idea.
 
I was sent an urgent telegraph by my personal valet, Fuckston Fuckley Fuckleford, the Fuckth, of Fuckshire-On-Fuckby.
 
In the TK movie in my head, Fuckston is played by Franklin Pangborn, because of course.

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OMG HI LONG LOST PEOPLE!
 
The Saint said:
I was sent an urgent telegraph by my personal valet, Fuckston Fuckley Fuckleford, the Fuckth, of Fuckshire-On-Fuckby.
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Grammour Boy's back too!?
 
I've been posting on WF. By the way, most of them say you all are a passel of toe-headed windowlickers. Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just relating what I've been told.

If you all care to express your disdain, g'won and register at www.wordforge.net.

Not that I care one way or t'other.
 
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