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Mickey Rourke

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I always wondered what happened to his big comeback after The Wrestler (in which he was genuinely great.) I suspect he'll be a pain to live with. Needs to lay off the plastic surgery a bit.
 
Yeah that's exactly who he is. Will wander around a lot and mumble and space out.

It's considerate of him to save his family some money by having himself embalmed before death.
 
Some Americans have difficulty recognising any accent other than posh English as being British, so assume anyone else is Australian.
 
Entirely predictable. Also, he barely has a grasp on where he is and what's going on, so if he is kicked out he'll just say "okay" and walk.

On to his next head-trauma-enhanced adventure...
 
The part where he (a 72 year old man) talked about tying up a 21 year old lesbian to turn her straight is kind of being ignored in favour of his bad language...
 
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