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12 Elves of Christmas

Love Child

One Love
One can't come
one only wants my bum
and one only wants a three-some

One lives too far away
one is gay
and one says, "No Way"

One has another
one loves his mother
and one is a brother

I wish one were a chick
instead each has a dick
maybe I'll just go watch a flick
 
So.....really, the one that can't come.......
anyone?
You meet up with this lovely girl
and find
that
you have wanked so much
in your life
that
well
you only know what a hand feels like
and nothing else?
And nothing else works?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas


I'm just sayin
 
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