2006 ANNUAL BB QUOTE WAR YEAH BITCHES

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"There are some All-Star boobies in this All-Star Big Brother house!"

- Howie

 

[Mentalist]

Big Brother house, this is Davina. You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear.

~Davina McCall.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Check my sig for two of the best ever!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I don't like wet water."

- Janelle

 

[Mentalist]

Bonnie "Hi, I'm Bonnay"

Shabaz "Bonnay?"

Bonnie "No, Bonnie!"

 

[Mentalist]

Nikki: "Everybody loves me. Except the odd bastard. But they're just wrong you know"

 

[Mentalist]

Dawn: "The realities of life are just shit"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I don't care if she's America's Choice, I hate her, I am gonna get her out by her fake hair and her fake boobs, and I am gonna drown her in the pool"

- Allison, 1st evicted

 

[Mentalist]

Lisa: (to Nikki): "Them tits, are they yours?"

 

[Mentalist]

Richard: I'm a sexual terrorist!

 

[Mentalist]

Lea: "They booed me just because they think I have blonde hair and fake tits"

George & Shabhaz: "You have got blonde hair and fake tits"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will to Howie: "I've never had a retarded friend before!"

 

[Mentalist]

Dawn: - "Ghandi, Mother Teresa & Bob Geldof are the only nice people everyone else are just Bastards"

 

[Mentalist]

Nikki to Grace: 'Do you still eat normal coffee?
Grace: 'Eat'?
Nikki: 'I mean drink'

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nikki (discussing Dawn's B.O. problem): Should I just walk up to her and go "EWWW, what's that smell!?"?

 

[Mentalist]

Shabaz: Do you have Tourettes?

Pete: Yes

Shabaz: Are you in pain?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will to America: "Money can't buy you love, but money can buy you stuff and I LOVE STUFF!"

 

[Mentalist]

Shabaz: You're quite reserved

Richard: Only with you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Janelle: How many calories do you think this fried taco is?

Chicken George: Do I look like a man that counts calories??

 

[Mentalist]

Shahbaz: *in a shocked expression* So, what's your name?!?!

*very long pause*

Nikki: *holding arms out as if unsure* Nikki!