25 resume killers

[jack]

Aggressive

Ambitious

Competent

Creative

Detail-oriented

Determined

Efficient

Experienced

Flexible

Goal-oriented

Hard-working

Independent

Innovative

Knowledgeable

Logical

Motivated

Meticulous

People person

Professional

Reliable

Resourceful

Self-motivated

Successful

Team player

Well-organized

 

[Mentalist]

What?

 

[jack]

If you use these words when making up a job resume, you will probably not be considered for the position

 

[Mentalist]

What if you say you have big boobies?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

HIRED!

What position you want?

 

[Sarek]

Buffet lunch counter.

 

[feijuada]

Suicidal is another bad one.

 

[Mentalist]

So is: "Like to get jiggy wiv it"

 

[starguard]

...and giving bad answers to critical questions like:

"We're looking for someone trustworthy, honest, and not afraid of hard work"

answer: "Thats great!.... If you hire me, I'll help you look" :shock: