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Sometimes I like to wear a guy's boxers and sweatshirt, use thier shaving cream, spray some cologne on. Makes me feel closer to him.
And yet, I worry sometimes that I'd be dull and unfunny if/when you met/meet me in person.
But oh don't let me keep you from your imprtant things.
Have you done all that? The fake nails too?