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Post the best porn you've got, thus making Loktar's right arm fall off.

Loktar, don't get me wrong. I'd titty fuck you so hard.
 
Conchaga said:
Post the best porn you've got, thus making Loktar's right arm fall off.

Loktar, don't get me wrong. I'd titty fuck you so hard.
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I fap with both hands alternating on the up and downstroke. It would probably make both arms fall off and then I'd have to masterbate with my toes.

Thanks?
 
o.0 Dude, your arms will be fine, but you're going to rip that fucker off with that deathgrip!
 
jack said:
Find a pretty girl and get a bj?
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I gave a guy a blowjob in the movie theater this week. Best bj I have been a part of. Next to that time in the park and ride parking lot, and that time by the waterfall when people were watching and I had to walk by them later to get back to the car.
 
Love Child said:
I gave a guy a blowjob in the movie theater this week. Best bj I have been a part of. Next to that time in the park and ride parking lot, and that time by the waterfall when people were watching and I had to walk by them later to get back to the car.
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RIIIIIGHT.
 
Loktar said:
I think what you meant to say was thank you for that true and interesting story.
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Um no. What I meant to say was too rude. So I tried to express my disbelief of that ridicules story by saying RIIIGHT.

So I guess if you're saying you thought I meant something else, then your right. Bad guess tho'. Have another try.

Unless you think it might make you look silly for swallowing that pulp porno bullshit drivel.
 
'Gear said:
Um no. What I meant to say was too rude. So I tried to express my disbelief of that ridicules story by saying RIIIGHT.
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Ok, you are right. I didn't give a guy a bj in a movie theater this week after the movie.

LOL. What a ridiculous story! On that night I stayed home and spoke with one of my girlfriends on the phone briefly, brushed my hair with 175 strokes, and went to sleep in my own bed alone. And when I say girlfriend I don't mean one of my girlfriends in which I have kissed on the lips or that I plan on sleeping with in the near future. That part is totally made up.

And when I tell you that after the blow job in the movie theater we drove around town until I got off I would be making that up too.

Do not censor yourself here, just say what you want.
 
Love Child said:
Ok, you are right. I didn't give a guy a bj in a movie theater this week after the movie.

LOL. What a ridiculous story! On that night I stayed home and spoke with one of my girlfriends on the phone briefly, brushed my hair with 175 strokes, and went to sleep in my own bed alone. And when I say girlfriend I don't mean one of my girlfriends in which I have kissed on the lips or that I plan on sleeping with in the near future. That part is totally made up.

And when I tell you that after the blow job in the movie theater we drove around town until I got off I would be making that up too.

Do not censor yourself here, just say what you want.
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Why does Loktar neg me?
 
Loktar said:
Why do you care? You stated elsewhere that you didn't care about karma.
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If you answer rhetorical questions posed to someone else we're going to have a real problem keep the ol' thread on topic.

How much does one green or red dot matter? How about a thousand? Have I already invited you to a place where it really doesn't matter?

Or are you more comfortable here? Where you can assign value or lack thereof to karma as it suits you thread to thread?

What would you do without that little tool? I guess you'd have to keep telling people they've been pwned. Who knows? Maybe if you say it enough it becomes true.

I wanna try-

Loktar! You've been pwned!

Now, as you know I can neg your karma yet but, mark my words homie - I am thinking about a very red little dot just for you. Can you feel it?
 
I just find it interesting that Mirah's spontaneous ejaculations of sexuality irritate you so much?
 
So, is this the "sidestep" or the "backpedal"?

In other words, stop dancing and answer.
 
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