A Collection Of Warnings From Valkilmer'sdick

[proteon]

All quotes are exactly as they first appeared


10-24-05

I'll take you down with a mere wave of my hand.

10-24-05

We believe a coalition government can be formed.

10-25-05

the die is cast...

10-25-05

enjoy the last throes of your green bar, you won't be seeing it for a looong time...

10-25-05

enjoy the current calm - Hurricane Val is on the way...

10-25-05

we are waiting and watching

10-25-05

Needless to say, we are more than ready for the onslaught.

10-25-05

We will strike soon

10-25-05

You have been warned

10-25-05

We have inexhaustable resources. In the long run, you cannot possibly win.

10-25-05

if you join us now, you will be safe

10-26-05

The time for talk is over.

Oh really?


10-26-05

you'll see...soon enough

10-26-05

you have no idea of the power that the DLA wields

10-26-05

we have only just begun

(two of my favorites back to back)

10-26-05

have 'vested interests' backing us.

then

10-26-05

even I do not know the identities of all our secret backers.

Doh!

10-26-05

the arms race has begun.

10-26-05

Let slip the dogs of war.

10-27-05

There's a storm brewing...be warned...

I may have missed a few but I think we get the general idea.

 

[Randall Flagg]

There's enough hot air in them their words to melt the arctic circle!

 

[MORBO]

SMOKE AND MIRRORS, CRETINS. SMOKE AND MIRRORS.

MORBO WILL NOT FALL FOR THESE PARLOR TRICKS AND SLEIGHT OF HAND MISDIRECTIONS.

BEWARE THE DEVIL YOU KNOW.

 

[DarthSikle]

who are you people and what the fuck are you talking about??

 

[proteon]

I'll add more of Val's greatest hits as they become available.

I anticipate:

"The earth will be mine"

"I shall rule the world"

"I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"

"you haven't heard the last of me"

"where are the shovels?"

 

[Ishcabittle]

Wow, that pretty much expresses the entire situation at hand, don't it?

Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk, random neg campaign, talk talk talk talk talk talk...

Oh, BTW, can anyone score me a bag?

 

[pixiefroufrou]

Mr. Kilmer will be glad you have been taking such an interest in his orations. I shall pass on your praise when I next see him

 

[proteon]

I think you've used the word "glad" where you wanted to use the word "chargrin".

 

[proteon]

I wondered where Val was but then I saw that he is into the negative hundreds of millions.


Dual can I quote you on that?

This is your last warning

 

[proteon]

I'm next to what? Get monologued to death?

More quotes! Ooooh!

your next, punk

yawn

 

[Dual]

That isn't actually what he wrote...

 

[VKD]

you actually spent time collecting my greatest hits?

Thankyou!

 

[proteon]

Now the question is, will your Greatest Hits sell...

 

[Dual Hunter]

I have no love for duals. But, proteon . . . that was pathetic.

 

[proteon]

Thank you