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A DIRE WARNING TO VALKILMER'S DICK

jack

The Legendary Troll King
One thing I'm good at is being a very annoying pain in the ass. Karma means nothing to me, because I understand how the process works.

Hurricane Val my ass, you want to fuck with it, believe this, the only way you'll "win" is to stop me (not just me, asshole) from posting.

I don't believe for a minute you can do that, and if you could, SO FUCKING WHAT.

It's a fucking message board, moron. On the other hand, piss me off much more, and I'll be your personal troll assistant, attentive to your every post.

Hopefully, you'll be able to get a word in edgewise.

Now, back the fuck off, and leave these nice people alone, ok? You made your point about Gagh, the rest is dick-waving.

And, believe me, Batman's Glove? It just isn't that impressive.
 
jack said:
One thing I'm good at is being a very annoying pain in the ass. Karma means nothing to me, because I understand how the process works.

Hurricane Val my ass, you want to fuck with it, believe this, the only way you'll "win" is to stop me (not just me, asshole) from posting.

I don't believe for a minute you can do that, and if you could, SO FUCKING WHAT.

It's a fucking message board, moron. On the other hand, piss me off much more, and I'll be your personal troll assistant, attentive to your every post.

Hopefully, you'll be able to get a word in edgewise.

Now, back the fuck off, and leave these nice people alone, ok? You made your point about Gagh, the rest is dick-waving.

And, believe me, Batman's Glove? It just isn't that impressive.

Now who's jumped character!!! Man have we trolled you good!

LOL!! totally pwned!
 
What's the matter Val, Cat got your tongue?

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ValKilmer'sdick said:
Now who's jumped character!!! Man have we trolled you good!

LOL!! totally pwned!

Man have we trolled you well you mean?
OMFG I'm sorry, I just couldnt resist, I mean, it's like one of those gel strapon's, you know? Still smells out-of-the-box rubbery.
 
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