A friend of mines lost his life today

[starguard]

I close buddy of mines once again forgot his marriage aneversary. His wife, being tired of it demanded that tomorrow morning, there had better be something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds. If its not there, then don't bother coming home anymore. When she work up the next morning, she saw that he was already gone to work. When she looked in the driveway, all she saw was a rather small box all gift wrapped. Seeing it was obviously too small to be a car, she went out in her robe, picked it up and brought it in the house thinking it might be pair of car keys. When she opened it up, instead of it being car keys, it turned out to be a bathroom scale..




His funeral is scheduled for this friday

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Gonad]

Is that a threat? Or a promise?

 

[Tyrant]

Are you referring to this picture?

That the one?

 

[Gonad]

No, not that one.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I close buddy of mines once again forgot his marriage aneversary. His wife, being tired of it demanded that tomorrow morning, there had better be something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds. If its not there, then don't bother coming home anymore. When she work up the next morning, she saw that he was already gone to work. When she looked in the driveway, all she saw was a rather small box all gift wrapped. Seeing it was obviously too small to be a car, she went out in her robe, picked it up and brought it in the house thinking it might be pair of car keys. When she opened it up, instead of it being car keys, it turned out to be a bathroom scale..




His funeral is scheduled for this friday

*snickers*

 

[Tyrant]

No, not that one.

?

 

[Conchaga]

This thread needs more pussy.

 

[Gagh]

DID YOU KNOW, STARGUARD, WHEN THE ADMINS CLEANED UP THE FORUMS THEY MOVED EVERY SINGLE THREAD OF YOURS (OVER 500) FROM THIS FORUM TO THE BADLANDS, BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SHIT & WORTHLESS?