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A gonad-style sex diary post.

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
My girlfriend tells me that when I fuck her in the Deck Chair (folded) position, my balls hit her ass in such a way that she begs me to fuck her ass. When I flip her over and put it in her ass, she then begs for my cock back in her pussy, so I just remedy the problem with a dildo in her pussy and my dick in her ass and tell her to DP herself. Let me tell you... HOTTEST SEX EVAR! Especially if she uses a vibrating toy in her pussy at the same time. Between the vibrations coming from her vag and the tightness of her ass combined with the added tightness that the toy creates, it's almost impossible to keep from coming instantaneously. I usually last longer if she goes down on me to make me come once (she's not a swallower, so she prefers if I cum all over her tits) before we start. She gets me hard again by sucking on my cock some more while I play with her pussy using a toy, my fingers, or both. By the time I'm hard again (usually recovery for me after the first orgasm is 2minutes max) she's so wet and begging for it, I can get her to agree to almost anything. When we're in full swing, she's screaming so loud that if you were to walk by outside - even with our windows closed - I'm sure it would sound like I'm murdering her. Depending on the ending position, she likes it if I cum on her asshole or her clit. If it's the latter, she'll sit there and rub her cum-soaked clit until she comes. Trust me. Watching a well-fucked, cum soaked, smoking-hot redhead masturbate, I don't care if it's the first time or the 10th time I've come that day. I can get hard so fast it puts viagra to shame. Normally, if she's doing that and I put my dick in her mouth, she'll lick it clean and pretty much come on the spot. Of course, she just loves to be fucked right after she comes, so we pretty much start the whole thing over again. It only stops when one of the two of us can't go on any more because our genitals are so raw it hurts. These sessions usually last about 2-3 hours.

PROTIP: Men, for added stimulation go buy a vibrating butt plug and use it on yourself. It doesn't make you gay. Besides, this has two bonuses. Your partner will appreciate not being the only one having their ass penetrated and they will love the fact that you've just turned your cock into a living vibrator because you can feel the vibrations going up your dick. That, and the added stimulation to your prostate means you're gonna cum buckets. If you really want to increase the difficulty setting, give the vibrator controls to your partner to allow them the ability to increase or decrease your pleasure levels. If she's good, she'll tease you until finally letting go and making you come so hard your eyes will feel like they're gonna pop out of your head.
 
Loktar said:
See, Pickle? This is how you tell a good sex story.
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You're a real douche sometimes.

The reasons I've posted the stories I've posted, and the reaction I was looking for, were completely different than Conchaga's. Or Gonad's for that matter.

It's apples and oranges.
 
The Dork Lord said:
You're a real douche sometimes.

The reasons I've posted the stories I've posted, and the reaction I was looking for, were completely different than Conchaga's. Or Gonad's for that matter.

It's apples and oranges.
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Well I'd take Conchaga's and Gonad's oranges over your apples any day.
 
An example of my apples:

Loktar said:
Well I'd take Conchaga's and Gonad's oranges over your apples any day.
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Heart Attack Queen vs. Lethal Cock

This was Cathy; The Suicidal Muse. I didn’t know she was suicidal at the time of course, nor did I know she had a heart condition. She did admit (or claim) to being a muse however; and there were certain facts I DID know: I had not one but two aunts named Cathy, tho I think one was spelled different, Cathy was IDK maybe five or six years older than me, she had four kids, two teen daughters and younger sons, she was leaving her abusive husband, she was absurdly skinny: I think my tits were actually bigger (SAD, I know), Cathy also claimed that the sound of my voice alone, without our conversation being remotely sexual in nature, would get her off. Women tell me these sorts of things all the time. I’m not sure if I believe even half of them, but it’s nice to hear. I have a million stories about Cathy, but who knows if I’ll ever live to tell them.

So anyway we’re in the downstairs bathroom at the gay bar, I have her bent over the toilet fucking her doggie style. There’s a couple lesbians doing coke in the next stall over, but they didn’t say shit and neither did we. So I get her off like three times, but I haven’t got off yet (it happens more than you’d think). I have her take off one of her shoes and slide off her pants on one leg so she can straddle me and ride my cock, but that’s when she starts moaning the wrong way.

Yep you guessed it the heart is assplodin and she left her pills in her hotel room across town. Now I’m sure it’d be some dubious distinction to actually kill someone in such a manner, but I really didn’t really want that on my conscience. Only problem is none of my friends had a car with them or were WAY TOO DRUNK to drive, except Val, who was being a bitch.

So we ended up splitting a cab with these guys from the bar across the street. The one in the back seat with us (Cathy was in my lap, semi-conscious) said he was BI. Since he was MEGA HAWT I admitted to being Bi also, which turned out to be a mistake, as he kept hitting on me THE ENTIRE RIDE, despite his friends constantly telling him to shut up.

Luckily we get back to the room and I got her the pills in time. I never did get to cum that night, but there’s more important things sometimes.
 
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