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A little bit closer to SNL

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So.......One Direction was on SNL tonight
and
I worked stage crew at a concert of One Direction
So
I am that much closer to being on SNL!

I haven't watched a lot of this season thus far,
but I am enjoying the weekend update anchors
 
OMG YOU WORKED A 1D CONERT OMG OMG OMG DID ZAYN LOOK AT YOU DID YOU SEE HIS PACKAGE DID YOU PINCH HARRY'S BUTT WELL YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BECAUSE THEIR PACKAGES AND BUTTS BELONG TO ME OKAY DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM!!!!1
 
I was on the stage crew portion, taking down the lights, speakers, wires, props etc. The stage directors had nice accents and were fun to work with. We basically worked for 2 hours, get paid for 4, have to watch the tail end of the concert and hear all the screaming girls. The screaming girls who throws things at the stage, such as naked barbies with phone numbers written on the bums. Bras and panties too.
 
DID YOU SAVE SOME OF HARRY'S VOMIT AND KEEP IN IN A VIAL THAT YOU WEAR AROUND YOUR NECK AND ALSO CAN I HAVE SOME?
 
Why yes, yes they do. More people watch SNL than watch Fallon, Letterman, or Kimmel. And nobody watches prime time TV on Saturdays unless there's a sports event on, so they have to seek it out rather than just keeping the channel unchanged after prime time is over.

SNL may suck, but it still sucks us in too.
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I was on the stage crew portion, taking down the lights, speakers, wires, props etc. The stage directors had nice accents and were fun to work with. We basically worked for 2 hours, get paid for 4, have to watch the tail end of the concert and hear all the screaming girls. The screaming girls who throws things at the stage, such as naked barbies with phone numbers written on the bums. Bras and panties too.

If you don't need those bras and panties...
 
I don't even know. I don't pay that much attention. But I do know one thing! If I am ever at a concert again, I will collect all of the bras and panties!
 
Why yes, yes they do. More people watch SNL than watch Fallon, Letterman, or Kimmel. And nobody watches prime time TV on Saturdays unless there's a sports event on, so they have to seek it out rather than just keeping the channel unchanged after prime time is over.

SNL may suck, but it still sucks us in too.
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Well at least they draw more then Jimmy Fallon.
 
Do you think boy bands ever keep the bras and panties themselves and end up being only able to become sexually aroused at the sight of underwear flying towards them and die alone?
 
I watched Franco's documentary on SNL last night.
It was okay.
Made me want to be a writer. Sort of.
That would be a lot of pressure to write so quickly and for certain people, I would certainly try it though!!!!!
 
Before Google Translator got a hold of it, she was probably commenting on the 'playful insouciance' with which they approach their performance style.
 
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