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Grandtheftcow

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
So what should this one be about?

Are there any hotties at ExIsle? How many uggies?

Could the staff do any worse?

Which threads do you give warnings for spam when all the threads are spam threads?

Am I really a bull who steals cows?

Is the staff pretending to be having unprotected sex with each other in the staff forum?

What shade of brown is your nose at ExIsle?

How do we get Virginia to trade her toys for a man?

How soon before ExIslers start receiving natural male enhancement spam?

If I defend the constitutional rights of Nazis does that make me racist?

Do you think I’d win if I made a bet stating that my cock is bigger by at least two inches compared to former SlipstreamBBS males?

Will Jillian find true love at ExIsle?

:gtc:
 
Tune in next week same bat time, same bat channel. Will the answers to these questions be found? I don't know but I can't wait to find out. ;) :bigass:
 
So what should this one be about?

-How to tip a cow.

Are there any hotties at ExIsle? How many uggies?

-How the fuck do I know?

Could the staff do any worse?

-Who cares.

Which threads do you give warnings for spam when all the threads are spam threads?

-I think spam went into your head :D

Am I really a bull who steals cows?

-Not sure. But I do know you can be full of bullshit. :D

Is the staff pretending to be having unprotected sex with each other in the staff forum?

-Sex is good.

What shade of brown is your nose at ExIsle?

-Do you have a color chart?

How do we get Virginia to trade her toys for a man?

-That would be impossible methinks.

How soon before ExIslers start receiving natural male enhancement spam?

-Start a male enhancement thread, and find out. :D

If I defend the constitutional rights of Nazis does that make me racist?

-Yes.

Do you think I’d win if I made a bet stating that my cock is bigger by at least two inches compared to former SlipstreamBBS males?

-You have a cock?

Will Jillian find true love at ExIsle?

-Jillian should remain locked in TK's basement for all time. I don't think she'd find true love even with herself.

Are you done lactating now? :)
 
How do we get Virginia to trade her toys for a man?

-That would be impossible methinks.
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feeling a little bitter there, akaras m'dear?

it's easy. I'll happily trade them for a man if said man is actually capable of doing what they are for me. Course, I haven't found one that can actually do that yet, so maybe it's just that most men think they are far better in bed than they truly are. and delude others to the same fact.

of course, it would be much more fun to just have the man and the toys.
 
Me bitter? HA! I fart in your general direction.

It seems to me you just can't be satisfied. Them toys must have numbed your downstairs. GTC was right! :D
 
A Karas said:
It seems to me you just can't be satisfied. Them toys must have numbed your downstairs. GTC was right! :D
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The cow is always right :gtc: The cow is always right :gtc: You will send money... no wait to early for that. :gtc:
 
Jillian aka FeFe Roissy (aka Laloyalita) over on EI seemed to have a thing for A Karas for a brief schizophrenic moment there.
 
eloisel said:
Jillian aka FeFe Roissy (aka Laloyalita) over on EI seemed to have a thing for A Karas for a brief schizophrenic moment there.
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She was trying to get me to see her point of view and draft me into her world of insanity. I wanted to request EI to create a Day Care Center for her there too, but I know that wasn't going to happen.

In another thread, she posted as FeFe Roissy. Something about absolute power corrupts absolutely. She was really off her rocker there, man.

The farther I am from that gal, the happier I will be. Heck, I'd rather spend a week with Virginia than read a single letter in one of Jillian's posts. So, no, I wasn't flirting with Jillian. That would be disgusting. And besides, I have much better taste than that. :D
 
So what should this one be about?

How about your favorite subject?

Are there any hotties at ExIsle? How many uggies?

Probably as many hotties and uggums as there are stud and cabana boys...questionable at best. How long have you had that mole on your face?

Could the staff do any worse?

Yes, they could make CU a mod, but they are resisting the urge.

Which threads do you give warnings for spam when all the threads are spam threads?

Only the threads that have posts from known TK members.

Am I really a bull who steals cows?

You mean they don't go with you willingly? See the post about the size of your member.

Is the staff pretending to be having unprotected sex with each other in the staff forum?

No, they strike me as being asexual.

What shade of brown is your nose at ExIsle?

I am on permanent ignore by EI members, so I don't have a color they recognize.

How do we get Virginia to trade her toys for a man?

Find a man who knows something about pleasing a woman and not himself.

How soon before ExIslers start receiving natural male enhancement spam?

As soon as this latest wave of DVD spam stops.

If I defend the constitutional rights of Nazis does that make me racist?

No. You might rethink your career path as a member of the ACLU or the Public Defenders Office.

Do you think I’d win if I made a bet stating that my cock is bigger by at least two inches compared to former SlipstreamBBS males?

What, are we to be impressed by 3 inches?

Will Jillian find true love at ExIsle?

She already has -- her own voice.
 
Akaras. I can.and you were so flirtling with that skanky ho.

And what's this unhealthy obsession everyone has with my sex-life?

eloisel: he exists. unfortunately, he's currently in a different country.
 
GTC, are you really a bull who steals cows?
If you are, what do you do with those cows once you steal them?
 
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