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A new zombie movie being filmed in my hometown.

While I'm sure it'll be cool for you to see your hometown on film, you should probably not get your hopes up...from the trailers, especially number 2, I am left with the feeling that this movie will be twenty pounds of suck in a five pound bag. Actual dialogue from the action lead: "I've read the books. I've played the video games. I have wet dreams about this day. I'm a hunter, and I'll be damned if I'll be hunted."

This is his inner monologue, btw. And not tongue in cheek. Painful...
 
While I'm sure it'll be cool for you to see your hometown on film, you should probably not get your hopes up...from the trailers, especially number 2, I am left with the feeling that this movie will be twenty pounds of suck in a five pound bag. Actual dialogue from the action lead: "I've read the books. I've played the video games. I have wet dreams about this day. I'm a hunter, and I'll be damned if I'll be hunted."

This is his inner monologue, btw. And not tongue in cheek. Painful...

I have very low standards. For example, this movie looks cool to me.

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I find SyFy Original movies difficult to watch because I keep on expecting it to turn into some kind of bizarre softcore porn thing and it never does.

It's frustrating, really.
 
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