A question for Gonad:

[Dark Pickle]

Have you ever read a story called "Sex and/or Mr. Morrison" by Carol Emshwiller?

If not, it can be found in Dangerous Visions edited by Harlan Ellison.

For some reason, it reminds me of you

 

[Love Child]

Gonad. I cant' call her tonight. I wish she would call me. Call me Gonad if you are there!

 

[Dark Pickle]

If she does, will you ask her about this please?

It's been bugging me for awhile now.

 

[Love Child]

Shoot. I forgot. Sorry.

 

[Gonad]

I haven't read it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You should, if you ever get the chance.

 

[Gonad]

I'm reading 1984 right now. You know, on the bus.

 

[Dark Pickle]

That's a good book as well, it just doesn't specifically remind me of you

 

[Gonad]

The book that best describes me is The Trial (Kafka)

 

[Dark Pickle]

JUST PLZ READ IT I'LL PAY YOU!

 

[Gonad]

How much will you pay me? I have a lot of unread books in my apt that I am working through, it would be unconsciable to move a new one up in the queue.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You don't have to read the whole book just 1 story, and I think it's a short one.

What's your normal rate?

 

[Gonad]

.. (so I continue to follow the thread until I read the book)

 

[Dark Pickle]

I just did a search for an etext version: no dice

 

[Gonad]

Let me finish 1984 first.

 

[Dark Pickle]

By all means...

(But I guess you missed it when I spammed this very forum with it, TWICE)

 

[Gonad]

I read it on the bus on the way to and from work.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Ah.