CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
List up you new CUNTner tha'ts right I said CUNTner instead of owner you CUNT(ner) sounds a bit like KUTNER from HOUSE why did he kill himself anyway I know the actor went to work with Obama (but he finds it really hard not to call Michelle a monkey every five minutes!) but the character killing himself was a bit weird I know they were trying to make the point that suicide doesn't always make sense and you can't know the real reason but still it's a tv show give us something anyway you CUNTner bet you thought I'd forgotten about you well guess again you fucking fishstick that's right I went there and by the way you're gay did I mention that wank wank wank your cock to that gay porn collection you have in a shoebox not me though i wank to JIGGLING TITS and they're not in a showbox they're on my girlfriend's chest that's right you fool you cardassian anyway you turdfister I've only got one more thing to say to your ass and that thing is that i have two more things to say yeah that's right I have two things like you have two felony murder charges hanging over your head I know what you plan to do to the TK Kingdom but you asshole you jew if you don't leave the Mine Field alone I'll fucking neg karma you and so will tomtrek unless tomtrek is the new owner in which case it'll be shatna that's right shatna will return to neg karma you bet you're scared now motherfrakker so that's all I got to say except this all caps.
TAKE MY LONAF, TAKE MY SPAM, YOU CAN'T TAKE MY TINYPENISHEADMAN. DON'T YOU WORRY, I'M STILL THREE, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MF FROM ME, UNLESS YOU DO THAT IS YOU FUCKING TESCO EXTRA STORE THAT'S RIGHT I KNWO WHAT YOU ARE YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY OUT ALL THE LITTLE BUSINESSES AND CRUSH OUR SOULS WELL YOU CAN'T CRUSH OUR WANKING FISTS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WAS I SAYING AGAIN I CAN'T REMEMBER I HATE YOU
TAKE MY LONAF, TAKE MY SPAM, YOU CAN'T TAKE MY TINYPENISHEADMAN. DON'T YOU WORRY, I'M STILL THREE, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MF FROM ME, UNLESS YOU DO THAT IS YOU FUCKING TESCO EXTRA STORE THAT'S RIGHT I KNWO WHAT YOU ARE YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY OUT ALL THE LITTLE BUSINESSES AND CRUSH OUR SOULS WELL YOU CAN'T CRUSH OUR WANKING FISTS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WAS I SAYING AGAIN I CAN'T REMEMBER I HATE YOU