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A Speech From The Ranters

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To any visiters who weren't here in the beginning:

The purpose of this site was to provide stress relief and an insane adults playground. Often, many of us get stressed out in our personal lives, at work, even in the volunteer work some of us do. To avoid burnout in our personal lives we used certain places for stress relief and to blow off steam.

Unfortunately, at some places it appeared that this "blowing off of steam" was leaving the sites and being used against people who were just relieving stress. Thus (at least the way it appeared to me) was the beginnings of the psychotic idea that ceme's evil personality had re: this site.

So... it's simple, have a go at politics in the political forum, personal infighting in the a$$ kicking forum, sucking up in the a55 kissing forum... and all of your other personal issues scattered throughout the forum.
The main goal here though is What goes on here... stays here even if some things go a bit ruder than I personally care for.

Now that I've had my say... follow this up with the obligatory insults, put downs, inflammatory, and politically incorrect remarks. Oh... I nearly forgot... and all the physically impossible things you like to tell people to do.
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Like a Phoenix rising needs a holy tree, Like the sweet revenge of a bitter enemy I need your love

I like to think of you as slow and im , di*, dim**- Q
Oh and "Viva la Anarchy !"
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Tillie, let me be the first one in this thread to tell you to FUCK OFF. If it's stress relief you are after, perhaps you should contact bannedranter and order one of the many fine dildo products she has to offer. We know from your photos that you are well versed in their use, so that may be a better method of stress relief than spamming this otherwise fine forum.

As for politics - if people don't agree with me they too can fuck off.
As for ass-kicking - anyone stupid enought to think it matters on the 'net can fuck off.
As for ass-kissing - unless it involves Buffy, it's sort of stupid and I'm against it.

Please take my comments to heart. They are meant with nothing but the utmost sincerity and good will, you stupid fucking red-necked swamp-dwelling, shrimp-bait-smelling, Loseriana 'ho.
 
^^^^ Case in point. Despite considerable misgivings, we even enabled thebucketeer's profile to post on here. Of course this action will be debated for decades to come as to whether it was done as a stand for freedom of speech on the net or if the owner and admins were in a drunken stupor at the time and too lazy afterwards to rectify the error.
 
What is this about and why is it stickied? Everyone knows what we do here and people who visit here and sign up will know what we do here the second they post their first post.

Smilies: :noe xpression:

There are more I see.
 
Originally Posted by Fonzie
What is this about and why is it stickied? Everyone knows what we do here and people who visit here and sign up will know what we do here the second they post their first post.

Smilies: :noe xpression:

There are more I see.

Despite what Tillie says about "What goes on here... stays here", I think I'm going to report this post to the Partridge Family Fan Club Forum. They won't be pleased.
 
There are still a lot of unanswered questions on that subject. Who was she felching? Who made the deposit and it what orifice?

This is an ongoing investigation that requires the greatest minds of the internet to uncover. This one isn't going to be forgotten until we get to the bottom of it (no pun intended).
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After a period of time you have to re-assess where you are at. I;m going to quit Troll Kingdom and be their latest member to quit. You guys are great. That's all I have to say. Don't try to talk me out of it. I won't be back so don't bother to annoy me.

I'll be back tomorrow to see what great things you've said about me, you sweeties. Especially that Cemeadors, the world's greatest admin. He spent so much time teaching me, I could hardly post this without throwing myself on the floor and thanking God that I met him. And Q, don't even get me started on all the mentoring and encouraging he was doing to me. The girls are much better. They are pretty and of special intention. You'll always see me again. I've said this for the last time.

Furthermore, TF was caring to me once when I was drunk but I don't remeber it too well beacause he was nice to me. That's not important now. Cause I'm staying u see. I'll always be back. Forever. Well that's it folks

Nodo I'm gonna kick your ass.Well I forgive you and hello cause you'll always see me again . I'm not going to talk about this anymore. I'm never done you see and that is that. Well good bye until tomorrow.

That's all I got to say. See what you did to me Bucket. You made me stay here forever.
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don't worry manchu, i'm sure you are in the 10% and you can be an honoury European- Q

I talked to him on the phone. He is like the guy you thought the DJ would look like... you sexy beast!--Nodonovan
 
My dearest Ranters,
I can't believe that anyone would treat such a esteemed, and upstanding member in such a deplorable matter. In such times as this we must come together. We should strive to reach out to our fellow man in his time of need. Why any person with beergoggles could see that Manchy is crying out for our help. We should support and nurture his rantistic abilities. I do believe that appologies are in order at this point.

I shall do my part to help out Manchy. I will have a drink in his honor A.S.A.P.
And if this is the end, I will say farewell my friend,
Signed,
 
Is there a purpose to this post?

It's supposed to be all about me and I didn't see any references to me in here. I take a 1 week vacation and this place deteriorates to this .

And now I'm getting naked pictures in my PM's purportedly to be of me! What kind of people are you? I thought I had the bathroom curtains closed.
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This thread started out as a praise to Cem and Tf but I can see they have formed a conspiracy to screw with me. If an admin could move this to ass-kicking where it belongs, I will reveal all about their relationship. Its worse than you can even imagine. I just found out yesterday some things that you all need to know from my confidential source.
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Goodnight everyone.
I am sure you will welcome my departure for the night, and forever.
I would like to say thanks for the entertainment, but really I can't.
I would like to say that I will come back, but really, I won't.
I would like to say, that I would love to stay and help out around here, but that won't be happening.
So Go to Bed knowing that I will never visit this place again.
And Buffy, you don't know what you missed out on-it could have been good.
Good night Bucketeer, goodnight Shake, goodnight Ranters.
 
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Originally Posted by Master_Shake
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

Oh Ouch. It did btw, and it didn't hurt, it felt good.
I am sorry I can't fullfill your gay needs-but I am straight.
Oh,
and I also lied-I am back.
You will have to deal with me now.
 
You came here looking for cleverness and wit? Boy are you fucking misled. As stated before, there are only ten members and we are not very funny. You on the other hand, are a fucking riot. I am eagerly awaiting the next thread you post in, but then I like being hit across the back of the head with a piece of wood.

Cheers
Wolf
 
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