A TOKEN OF GOOD FAITH

[sk_AndolfHitler]

AS SELF-APPOINTED REPRESENTATIVE OF EVERYTHING SKAN I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO PERFORM THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF OUR GOOD WILL AND DESIRE TO BE ONE WITH THIS MOST GRACIOUS FORUM. THAT IS CORRECT, YOUR EYES DO NOT BETRAY YOU. AS A SIGN OF OUR LOVE I WILL SHARE WITH YOU ONE HALF OF THE MOST SACRED WRITING OF OUR HOLY TEXT, AND UPON THE RELEASE OF MY FALSELY IMPRISONED BROTHREN YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE OTHER HALF - THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAKING THE ELIXER OF LIFE! BEHOLD, THE INGREDIENTS!!

Twinky Ingredients
Cake:
16-Ounce Box golden pound cake mix (disregard mix instructions)
4 egg whites
2/3 cup water

Filling:
2 tsp Butter
1/3 cup vegetable shortening
1 cup powdered sugar
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/3 cup evaporated milk
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 drop lemon extract


Instructions: UPON RELEASE OF MY BROTHERS

MY FRIENDS, REMEMBER THIS IS ONLY HALF. THE SECRET LIES IN THE CREATION OF THE TWINKIE, NOT ONLY THE INGREDIENTS. UPON THEIR RELEASE THE SKANS WILL SHARE MANY WONDERFUL STORIES ABOUT TWINKIES, MOSTLY ABOUT EATING AND USING THEM BUT SOME ABOUT MAKING THEM. IT IS A FIRST FOR US TO SHARE OUR HOLY TEXT AT SUCH AN EARLY JUNCTURE, YET BE ASSURED MY BROTHERS THAT THIS IS ONLY DONE FOR THOSE WHOM WE PROBABLY ARE NOT PLANNING TO ERRADICATE IN THE FUTURE. JOIN ME, AND SET MY PEOPLE FREE!

 

[Sarek]

Fine. We'll be nice. Here, here's a peace offering. Drink it up and enjoy. It's good for you, really. Kind of our way of saying welcome to Trollkingdom.

Drink and share it with all the Skan. There's plenty to go around.

 

[Conchaga]

Make a campbel's knock off.

 

[sk_AndolfHitler]

I HAVE NOT SEEN MY FELLOW SKANS RECEIVING THEIR RIGHTFUL FREEDOM, ESPECIALLY IN THE FREE SPEECH FORUM. THIS IS MOST DISTRESSING AFTER I HAVE SHOWN SUCH GOODWILL TOWARD YOU ALL. SHAME BE UPON YOU!

SET MY PEOPLE FREE! I OFFER YOU BENEVOLENCE, DO NOT MAKE ME BRING THE PLAGUES!

 

[Gagh]

Splendid news!

 

[Sarek]

Make a campbel's knock off.

 

[Gagh]

I AM MOST FEARFUL AS TO WHY AMONGST THE HUMBLEST SKANS YOU ARE THE MOST HATER OF THEM. YOUR HATERSHIP IS STRONG AND MUCH PAIN DOES IT BRING TO US, THE NON-TROLLING OF THE MEMBERS OF THE KINGDOM OF TROLLS. I WOULD NOT MAKE OVERTURES TO INTERFERE, BUT AN INVITATION TO DRINK FROM THE SHUT UP JUICE I FEEL I MUST MAKE. A FRIENDSHIP IS IN MY HAND TO OFFER. DO YOU LIKE TO ACCEPT?