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eloisel

Forever Empress E
We need to sing. Add a verse and lets write a new song ...

I can tell where Bad Dog has been
by the brown stains on the grass.
Maybe it will rain real hard
and wash the grass of his ass.



(FYI - I adore Bad Dog too. Just keep my legs padded and covered in plastic whenever he is around.)
(Yes. I cracked myself up over that one.)
 
Well, actually, it isn't a mistake.
It isn't about washing the grass off his ass
but washing his ass residue off the grass.

Now, it is even funnier.
 
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