Aden

[CaptainWacky]

The teenage heart throb? Probably a twat.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's right, he does look thick. It's the crossed eyes. Otherwise nice looking and interesting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Looks like he and Rebekah will be early fan favorites so far.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If he is intelligent like he made out he could be interesting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's such a fucking twat lol. Hated him and Anton's "I've slept with 49 women and some were welsh" conversation. And his shit slang. He's a real life Jay from The Inbetweeners.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's a shame there's an actual Jay in there so we can't use it as a nickname for him.

I don't mind the lying SO much, though. It's entertaining at least, and will give us lots to speculate about if we can be bothered to. I'm not sure I really care what's true and what isn't, though, because you can tell the cut of his jib just from looking at him really. Also 49 doesn't seem very impressive if he's 19 now, lost his virginity at 13 and supposedly "beats" a girl every time he goes clubbing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously, who thinks it's a good idea to call having sex "beating"?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd never heard of that one until Aden said it, but it sounds like the sexist bollocks that rappers would come out with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's totally blissed, yeah?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Watching him is like watching a 13-year-old at his first 'grown-up' teen party, like he's waiting for the lights to go down and the indiscriminate sex to begin.

Kinda hot in a brain-damaged way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You feel sorry for him a bit until he says things like "if this was the outside it would be done, banged her, move on."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If he had any sense he'd realise she was playing hard to get and give her some of her own medicine. Maybe sidle up to Maisey or comfort Faye during one of her frequent sobs and just ignore Rebeckah aside from ordinary friend-level interaction.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"If he had any sense."

 

[CaptainWacky]

The rap he performed about Tashie had me in hysterics.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's pathetic.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Genuinity."

Wipe yer nose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I nearly felt sorry for him when everyone picked him as the one to be evicted. But they were only half a percent out!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I liked it when he told Heaven he was going to be smoking alone. It's a shame they never showed his rant at her about rocket fuel on the main show. Instead they cut to him shaking his head but not saying anything, while on BotS he totally pwned her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, I saw that bit on BOTS. He's reasonably intelligent. But an idiot.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He should be the DJ for JEDWARD.