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ALLISON MACKS ARMS TO STAR IN MOVIE ABOUT HULK HOGANS LIFE

Mentalist

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An exuberant ALLSION MACK told of her delight at having her huge power arms chosen to play Hulk Hogans arms in the upcoming movie HULK ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.


This is a dream come true said ALSION MACK as she stomped over to the press junket in her huge cargo trousers and hugged a frightened child killing him instantly.
 
PETER ROSS was later spotted courting casting directors with lollipops in order to get work. Mack's arms were believed to be unscrewing Wacky's in a desire to act as his own arms for a week so he could wank with them.
 
You're just wrong. Allison Mack is a sweetie, and a very pretty woman!
 
With gorrila arms.
 
But you'd still do her cos she's been on TV famous rich and shit
 
So has Pauline Fowler.
 
No, her arms are secksy. I'd do her...ALL NIGHT LONG!!
 
I'd diddle her and I'd let Diddy Kong join in too.
 
I'd diddle to a pic of Ian Somerholder and read Francois Diderot.
 
I'd have sex with Boone if that's what you mean.
 
I'd coat Franki Dettori in body chocolate, then throw him to the sharks.
 
I'd coat him in grease...and he'd look exactly the same!
 
Can't believe Menty would say something like this.
 
Lex used some fucked up Kryptonite to turn her to evil. :(
 
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