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[jack]

"Completely" pwned

:::laughing:::

 

[jack]

Now c'mon Paulie, red me again, cunt. I will come to Elect in a way you won't like if you keep it up.

What a fucking coward.

 

[Friday]

What's going on now?

 

[Sarek]

It's the annual "hosing down the site with testosterone" event. 2 guys pull out their peckers, walk 3 paces apart and try and pee in each others boots. The first one to fill the others boots is the winner. At least as much of a winner as having to clean up someone else's piss from your footwear can allow.

 

[jack]

you should empty your boots there, Sarek

 

[Sarek]

I wear flippers.

 

[jack]

That explains the puddle.

 

[Sarek]

Not really. I don't get them wet. I don't want to ruin them.