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Amber

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From what has been gathered from the live feed, she and Carol are nominated for the first eviction. But Amber has somehow lobbied and gained tons of support already, so it looks like Carol is out next week.
 
She has big hair (probably hiding a midget) she likes Fruit Loops and Lindsey Lohan. She should go!
 
And loves to talk about having sex during her period. She's "one of the guys" with Dick and Eric and Mike-Zach. They get downright disgusting about bodily functions sometimes on the live feed...
 
She is the most annoying thing in the house and I want her gone.

Unfortunately she is BFF with my favorite player, Dustin. I wonder if he regrets getting so close to her since she BLABS EVERYONE'S SECRET PLANS TO EACH OTHER ALL OVER THE HOUSE!

She keeps saying that she thinks she is America's favorite. Everyone on the Internet pretty much wishes pain and injury upon her.

Stupid cow.
 
Dustin sat her down today and told her to stop blabbing their plans to people. She's oblivious to her own mouth, she just doesn't get it.
 
headvoid said:
her forehead is high and she is a man
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It's the forehead, it's huge and needs bangs. It distracts me from easily insulting her rock-biter teeth and her constant weeping.
 
I wonder if Amber has recovered yet from finding out what people REALLY think about her.
 
I bet they're letting her know slowly. And keeping her on suicide watch.

The real fun comes when these poor people starting reading the internet blogs and message boards. WHEEEE!!!
 
I wonder if anyone told her that she really isn't going to be America's next top model ... lol HEY that show starts tonight too, but I don't watch it.

Tonight is TV wasteland.
 
If I didn't hate Howie Mandel I'd watch Deal or No Deal.. but I want him to die die die.
 
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