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An Interesting Article on Womens Health

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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
My Sister in Law showed this to me, and I really got a good laugh from it. I thought I'd share it with you all as well :)

Husbands Penis is too Big!

Hi

My issues are two fold and kind of odd and embarrassing ,but here it goes. My husband has a freakishly large penis (10+ inches flaccid and 16+ when erect and very thick)and we are always having issues. When he is in clothes, I can always see his penis through his pants and I am obsessively jealous with the fact that I know other people see it as well. It causes big fights all the time. The other issue is that after intercourse (when the adrenaline wears off), very often I am in so much pain it brings tears to my eyes. I love my husband very much, but Im at a loss. Can you help?

Reply Reply From: heinze57 To: ALL Posted: Oct-13 03:21 AM (2 of 6)

In reply to this post don't know if this will help or not, my former boy frind had a lg penis too, it would hurt when we made love, I talked to him and asked if he wouldn't put it in all the way cause it was causing discomfort fer me, he agreed and it was real good after that, you can try that and soo if it works and the other thing is before he puts it in, I'm not sure how to decribe it but the two pieces of skin that hanges in front of the vigina, kind ok looks like two balls thats been deflated, take a hold of them and move the out of the way, it may sound gross like clearing the path way fer the tree.I don't mean to affend you in anyway, but what do you expect from a hill--billy, just thought I'd give you my two cents worth. about seeing his penis through his pants, try having him wear black undergarments or what ever he wears, they are harder to see through, have a good day. heinzes57

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My Sister in Law showed this to me, and I really got a good laugh from it. I thought I'd share it with you all as well :)



Click here to read the rest: Husbands Penis is too big! - Womens' Health - Everyday Health.com

What is a "Sister-In-Law"? Was she pointing out that you do not have this "problem"?

Does it make you giddy to share it with us?


Are you now one of us since you have been banned?

How do you feel?

How big is your cock?

Do you make your wife suck it?

Have you ever had a blow job?

How much does anyone want to bet that Stargard will answer any of these questions?

What do you do for a living?

Are you old?

Do you want to fuck your sister-in-law?
 
What is a "Sister-In-Law"?

With her, Sister "Out-law" is more like it.

Was she pointing out that you do not have this "problem"?

Yes...

Does it make you giddy to share it with us?

Yes...

Are you now one of us since you have been banned?

Well, it took over six years......:)

How do you feel?

Like I'm on Parole

How big is your cock?

I dunno, I have to find my tweezers..

Do you make your wife suck it?

No.. but she threatened to crush it with some pliers once..

Have you ever had a blow job?

Yes, and I still have the fang marks to prove it :huh:

How much does anyone want to bet that Stargard will answer any of these questions?

:twisted:

What do you do for a living?

Serve as my wifes financial bitch :eek:

Are you old?

Physically or Mentally?

Do you want to fuck your sister-in-law?

No, but she fucks me all the time. Every time she starts giving her so called Sister-to-Sister advice I end up getting fucked.
 
Just tell your sister in law that your name isn't Rodney Dangerfield and that your the GODDAMN BATMAN! That should earn you some respect.....or 72 hours in the loony bin.
 
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