An Irishman and a Redneck walk into a bar

[Big Dick McGee]

They drank all night and were involved in separate drunk driving accidents.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Both sent money to the IRA.

 

[Gagh]

And the IRA opened a Gay Bar with the proceeds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then blew it up.

 

[Gagh]

aND KNEECapped GRAHAMm norton making the IRA everyones am favouriteiest terrorist group.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The redneck aimed his car at blacks only.

The Irishman just kept cursing God and hitting animals and mailboxes.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The moral of the story is, all Irishmen and Rednecks are drunkards!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder if there's a version of COPS in Ireland? Do all the drunks end up being chased around with their shirts off there too?

 

[Gagh]

Even the cops get smashed on green beer, and spend the rest of the night hitting Prostitutes with shelalaghs.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, because they're so pasty white it'd mess up the color contrast of your tv. Thus, no COPS in Ireland.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Even the cops get smashed on green beer, and spend the rest of the night hitting Prostitutes with shelalaghs.

OK, who replaced "their cocks" with "shelalaghs" in the word censor?????

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG ANOTHER ADMIN THAT MAKES 12347823478916238741623987412798346178923491234v LKOKL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I JUST READ ALL YOUR PMS. THEY'RE ALL FROM MONGO!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I OWE HIM MONEY. ITS A TOUCHY SUBJECT (he blew me)

 

[FBI parte due]

IN THE PENOS?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO IN PORT AUTHORITY LOL

 

[curiousa2z]

to which there can be but one reply:

BRAAAAIIINNNNNZZZZZ.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSES

 

[Conchaga]

Gallagher once did a bit on the ICBW (intercontinental ballistic winnebago). he talks about drunk rednecks. It's funni.