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An ode to tittyfucking...

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Up until a few years ago, I didn't really appreciate the value of a tittyfuck. I mean, it's not real sex. You're not penetrating anything. It's basically a handjob. Or fucking a sock or something. But of late I've some to see it's charms.

If you're particularly endowed (or she's particularly bendy (or a little of both)), there can be at least some BJ action there. Or you can just overthrust once in awhile for some good-time facefucking.

But I think the true value of it is the moment of release. Because even with a blowjob, if she opts not to swallow, there's only so much respect and appreciation you can show your partner. I mean, sure, you can come all over her face, mouth and chest. You can try to get it in her hair or her eye. But even the most dexterous fellatee is going to have a hard time pumping salty hot goo up your lady's *nostril*.

So there you have it. While you're not actually inside her, there's definitely something to be said for straddling a lady's torso and humping her cleavage. It's better than a handjob. It's better than masturbating or a sex toy. And as an added benefit, you can shoot jizz up someone's nose. That's got to count for something.
 
Blasting a load of hot me-soup up a woman's nostril has been a dream of mine for some time now. Nothing says True Love like a woman who will take a batch of your man-batter to the sinus cavity.
 
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