AN OPEN LETTER TO THE TOMTREK

[Gagh]

WE USED TO HAVE GOOD TIMES WITH THE STAR TREKWARSTRACHTENBOOBIES. THOSE TIMES WERE LONG AGO.

THOSE TIMES ARE BEHIND US NOW BUT WE CAN STILL LOVE. WE CAN STILL TOUCH. WE CAN STILL FEEL.

I MAY BE SAYING IN CAPS BECAUSE SHOUTING IS IMPORTANT, BUT IF YOU PRICK ME DO I NOT BLEED LOL SPOT CHANGED INTO A GINGER ON NEXT GEN.

NO MATTER AS TIME ADVANCES, I MAY NOT BE THE SAME PLATE OF KLINGON WORM THINGS, BUT I AM A GUY WITH FEELINGS. LET US SHARE THOSE FEELINGS TOGETHER THE TOMTREK. LET US DANCE TO THE THEMETUNE OF SPACE PRECINCT.

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT MATTER


PS. See you in 9 months

 

[Dr Dave]

The alarming thing here is, he really is bleeding...

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hi Gagh!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tomtrek is just misunderstood sometimes, like Stephen Hawking when he accidentally sets his voicebox on Welsh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Deep inside, we are all Andy Capp.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But not Charles Capps.

 

[Gagh]

All Bastian wanted was an X-Box

 

[The Tomtrek]

The theme tune to Space Precinct is really good so good choice there Gagh.