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And now I've got a medical marijuana card

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
So it's legal for me to light up. I can't think of any excuses to ever be sober again.
 
Hey, are their ganja banks available for ur card?
Either way, u shuld start selling with that little baby ;)
 
After I got it, I was hanging out with one of my loser friends playing Halo (by his insistence). I mentioned that possibility, he got very cold and serious right away and said he'd kill me.

I was like WTF? "I tagged them."

I asked him what tagged meant, he dodged the answer but basically it was that at a house party I had a few weeks ago he talked to "everybody" and they all said they'd be interested in buying from him, but no money actually changed hands and no plans were made. I was like WTF, are you really this crazy? Long story short, he is.
 
Don't let him in on it, sell outside ur normal territory and if by chance he catches wind, deny deny deny!
Its not a lie if u believe it ;)
 
Then stock pile, for times of drought, like a chipmonk :D
I dunno, but there's opportunity in this
 
I've got half an ounce sitting downstairs right now. Too bad everybody's gone for Thanksgiving with their families. God I'm lonely. :(
 
K, thar thar little, eat the chicken to urself, or whatever the fuck Americans eat for that meal :D
 
GODDAMMIT!!! I WANT A MEDICAL MARIJUANA CARD!!!! PM DETAILS ON HOW-TO!!!

not capslock, I don't cruise control.
 
Dual said:
After I got it, I was hanging out with one of my loser friends playing Halo (by his insistence). I mentioned that possibility, he got very cold and serious right away and said he'd kill me.

I was like WTF? "I tagged them."

I asked him what tagged meant, he dodged the answer but basically it was that at a house party I had a few weeks ago he talked to "everybody" and they all said they'd be interested in buying from him, but no money actually changed hands and no plans were made. I was like WTF, are you really this crazy? Long story short, he is.
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Jesus...did he piss on their shoes, too? Stick GPS chips on their backs?

Sounds like someone needs to have their favorite bong hidden under the floorboards for a couple weeks.
 
What bullshit do I need to feed to an MD to get one of those get outta jail free cards?
 
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