starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I just got a letter from one of my "childhood sweethearts." She was my very first love. She says she was just released from prison and was wondering what I was doing with my life.
Well (taking a trip back down memory lane), I really cared alot about this woman. She was very first person I ever had sex with, and taught me many things that night.
How to use hot wax, whips, chains, rusty power tools... the works
Anyway, we broke up because I came home one day and caught her in he bed with a bunch of Chinese midgets. I asked her "Darling.. how could you?" She tells me "I needed some Hot Dick and yours was just too small for me". I remember saying" So you'd rather have Midget Dick then mines? She said. "But theirs can hit spots that you can't reach"
I yelled " YOU BITCH" :voodoo:
Thats when the Midgets jumped me. One leaped on my back while the others started biting my ankles like a bunch of little Chiuaua's. One leaped off the bed and kicked me in the stomach. We all fought from one side of the room all the way across to the other and then well all fell out the bedroom window down into the backyard patio.
Anyway to make a long story short. The Midgets all wound up back in the circus, She was later jailed for robbing Gas Stations, where I was left all alone with a broken heart. (and a couple of broken ribs).
I dont know if I was in love with her, or in love with her pussy, but hearing from her really brings back soem heartbreaking memories.
and to this day..... my ankles STILL HURT :huh:
Well (taking a trip back down memory lane), I really cared alot about this woman. She was very first person I ever had sex with, and taught me many things that night.
How to use hot wax, whips, chains, rusty power tools... the works
Anyway, we broke up because I came home one day and caught her in he bed with a bunch of Chinese midgets. I asked her "Darling.. how could you?" She tells me "I needed some Hot Dick and yours was just too small for me". I remember saying" So you'd rather have Midget Dick then mines? She said. "But theirs can hit spots that you can't reach"
I yelled " YOU BITCH" :voodoo:
Thats when the Midgets jumped me. One leaped on my back while the others started biting my ankles like a bunch of little Chiuaua's. One leaped off the bed and kicked me in the stomach. We all fought from one side of the room all the way across to the other and then well all fell out the bedroom window down into the backyard patio.
Anyway to make a long story short. The Midgets all wound up back in the circus, She was later jailed for robbing Gas Stations, where I was left all alone with a broken heart. (and a couple of broken ribs).
I dont know if I was in love with her, or in love with her pussy, but hearing from her really brings back soem heartbreaking memories.
and to this day..... my ankles STILL HURT :huh:
