You should have pasted Elwood's post there, Anna:
He was found in his sparsely decorated apartment, his bloated body face down on the keyboard (keys 'D', 'I', 'C' & 'K' 'popped' when the body was lifted, stuck to the face via decay), his trousers around his ankles, and copy of 'Spam Weekly' stuck to his gaseously bloated right mitt. He will be missed.
It looks a bit wierd for Anna. Could someone link to this thread, to help passerbys understand why she might have gotten that impression?
P.S.
Never intended to make anyone think he was truly dead, outside of the ambiguous title.