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Hamster Survives Giant Shredderhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/5040934.stm
A hamster has survived almost unscathed after spending several minutes passing through an industrial shredder.
The rodent is thought to have got into a skip of rubbish that was taken to Recyclo recycling plant in Flintshire. It survived a giant shredder used to destroy waste such as washing machines and was found in a sorting area with no injuries other than a sore foot.
The hamster, named Mike, has been adopted by Liam Bull, 10, whose father Craig works at Recyclo. Liam said: "I can't believe he's still alive after what happened, but he's doing fine now."
The hamster's ordeal, which lasted around four minutes, began when it arrived at the plant in Sandycroft, probably aboard one of the many skips of waste which arrive there daily.
As well as surviving the giant shredder, Mike passed through a rotating drum and vibrating grids before he was discovered by staff. The plant's general manager, Tony Williams, said: "We deal with 300 to 400 tonnes of dry waste a day from all over Cheshire, Flintshire and Wrexham.
"Some of the material is shredded and then goes through a series of conveyor belts and grids that enable smaller pieces of waste to fall through. It seems that the hamster was small enough to pass through the blades of the shredder, but big enough to pass along the trammel without falling through an aperture.
"We don't get very much animal activity here, but we're delighted Mike survived and is now being cared for."
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