Another Question for Miss Manners

[TheArtist]

Met an attractive young lady the other night that teaches salsa dancing.

She invited me to "audit" one of her beginner classes - should I wear the Russian Tuxedo (aka a track suit) or slacks and turtle-neck.

I'll be going tomorrow night, so speed is of the essence.

 

[starguard]

Punch her in the cunt...then run!!!

 

[TheArtist]

I have other plans for her cunt.

 

[Consumer]

Go with the classier of the two, even if you sweat a bit.

Actually, go with dark slacks and a button-down shirt (i.e. the type you'd wear under a suit). No T-shirt under it unless you have black body hair. Remember black socks, and suitable shoes (the shoes will impress her, it's a dancer thing).

Finally, be AGGRESSIVE. Maybe not cunt-punch, but just two shades under it. Rub a lot.

(why I'm helping you I have no idea)

 

[missmanners]

^ There you have it. Dressing for success.


mm

 

[TheArtist]

Working out well so far. I showed up in all black and it contrasted nicely with my red/grey hair and beard.

She's going to ATL for a few days, and we have agreed to either go shooting or go see "Billy the Mime"

Hopefully both.

:ham: