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Any Rod Stewart fans around here?

ScrotusRex

ScrotusRex

Shit For Brains
Hi my litle friends. ScrotusRex here I was wondering if there were any Rod Stewart fans around here. I like Rod Stewart. he is a musical genius. I am hoping that there other fans here on the boards. oh and guess what my little friends? It seems I have attracted a stalker named Trixie and she is now the #1 DOPE on the board. I'm sure she'll be showing up any moment, right, my little DOPE? I knew you'd be here to ruin my thread. But try and not ruin it because it is about Rod Stewart ok.
 
Didn't Rod Stewart have over a gallon of semen pumped out of his stomach once?

That is a guy I would want to party with.
 
Hi TheRanter. Are you saying that because you think Rod Stewart is gay? I hope not because he is married and has a daughter who is very good friends with Paris Hilton. Did you know that? in fact his daughter and Paris Hilton are BEST FRIENDS so you can just GET STUFFED you DOPE. In fact you are now the #2 DOPE on the board now, theRANTER. Right next to your little friend Trixie, the #1 DOPE on the board. I had hope for you and I'm sure that Pixiefroufrou did as well but when she and the other higher up members see what you have said about Rod Stewart your fate will be sealed.
 
Well, well, well. Banjo, Everyone knows thats an urban legend. Rod Stewart is not only a great musician but he's also a great father ok. It not fair of you to keep spreading those rumors. ok? you are really making ScrotusRex mad now, Banjo, and this thread is supposed to be for fans not for DOPES!!!! Do you know what? You are now the #3 DOPE on the boards Banjo, but I think this might change soon after I think about it... Yes you are the #2 DOPE and Ranter is #2 ok. You should know that the member who invited me here is very powerful and is also a Rod Stewart fan and this will not go over well.
 
PIXIEFROUFROU IS A HUGE ROD STEWART FAN!!!:rwmad: :rwmad: :rwmad:

HOW DARE ALL OF YOU PATHETIC MORONS INSULT THE GREAT MAN - :pissed: :pissed:

PIXEFROUFROU WILL BASH ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT WITH HER STRATOCASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAH WAH WHA !!!!!!!!

:wah!: :wah!:
 
Yes.... I knew that my little Pixiefroufrou would be around to set this straight. you DOPES don't know anything about music. What do you think about this NOW my little DOPEY DOPES? Did you actually think you could come into Scrotus Rex's Rod Stewart thread and talk like that about him? Ok/. If anyone is reading the thread, please disregard all above posts by the #2 and #3 DOPES on the board. I feel better than I did earlier especially now because of my little Pixiefroufrou setting those dopes straight but my scotch and champagne hangover is still there and I think that I am going to have to just start drinking again soon. Ohhhh I can't take it any more.
 
Sarek said:
Someone should just shoot pixiefruitfruit.
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ANOTHER DEATH THREAT WHICH WILL ADD TO PIXIEFROUFROU'S CASE WHEN HER LAWYER ISSUES SUBPEONAS -

SAREK I KNOW YOU WERE WORKING WITH ERIC AND BRIAN, IN FACT YOU MAYBE ONE OF THEIR DUALS .......... YOUR TIME WILL COME:pissed:


WAHWAH WAH WHA !!!!


:wah!:
 
Hi. Scrotus Rex here. Im new to this place but Pixiefroufrou I am not happy about Sarek making death threats in my thread which is supposed to be for us Rod Stewart fans. And further, I think he is just a DOPE. In fact, my little Sarek, you are the #4 DOPE on the board now. How do you like that my little friend? I think you should apologise to my little Pixiefroufrou and if you do I will consider taking you off my list but until then you are the #4 DOPE on the board right next to those other ones.
 
So now you are attacking me my little DOPEY DOPE? That level of attack is about what i would expect from the board's #12 DOPE not #4, ok. you're still on the list, just not #4 any more ok. I will let you know where you fit in later. for the time being do you have anything to say about Rod Stewart? What is your favorite song of his? I knew my little pixiefroufrou would like Rod Stewart. Do you like to drink, Sarek? If you do I will pass on some good advice. You should never mix scotch and champagne. ok no more death threats or saying lies about Rod Stewart in this thread you can start your own, OK?
 
If I hear one more cut from any of the "standards" CDs he's released lately, I will climb a lamppost and take out an entire row of Starbuck's.

He had some good pop music over the years, but what he's doing now is embarrasing. His "interpretations" of traditional pop songs are about as insightful as William Hung's. And at least Hung has an excuse.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If I hear one more cut from any of the "standards" CDs he's released lately, I will climb a lamppost and take out an entire row of Starbuck's.

He had some good pop music over the years, but what he's doing now is embarrasing. His "interpretations" of traditional pop songs are about as insightful as William Hung's. And at least Hung has an excuse.
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Ah, yes, my little friend. Well said. I too am a big fan of the old stuff. That was when he really had it going. No matter what he is a living legend. Oh, Sarek, i'm not one of your DUALS. I'm Scrotus Rex ok? if you don't like my threads then stay out, DOPE! Nobody invited you in here to threaten me or my little friends and call us names you just came barging in here. you didn't even thank me for telling you about not mixing scotch and champagne. You're just upset that you don't get to be the #1 DOPE on the board but no matter, you don't deserve it. period.
 
WHOO HOO! THE RUTLES!!!!

Ow!
Goose-steppin' mama under-cover charge
Goose-step mama taken by and large
While you tinker with some tailor
someone soldier to a sailor
Goose-step mama
Oh yeah!
Goose-step mama

Goose-step mama boogie all night long
Goose-step mama you can do no wrong
You know how to reassemble
clumsy hands and knees that tremble
Goose-step mama
Oh yeah!
Goose-step mama
Wooo!

You've got something that makes you something
something tells me loud and clear
In the end it comes to nothing
You've got nothing to eins zwei drei vier

Goose-step mama with your rock 'n roll
Goose-step mama with your heart of gold
You don't like to see men suffer
Love is tough but life is tougher
Goose-step mama
Oh yeah!
Goose-step mama
Wow!
 
pixiefroufrou said:
PIXEFROUFROU WILL BASH ALL YOUR BRAINS OUT WITH HER STRATOCASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You play Rod Stewart shit with a Strat?

Man, what a waste of a fine axe. Kinda like playing "Duelling Banjos" on a Stradivarius.
 
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