Anyone here suffer from any "Special" Phobias?

[starguard]

According to “National Psychotic” magazine, there are millions of people here in the US that are suffering from several types of phobias. These phobias are generally linked to people that we all tend to know on a daily basis. Most of these Phobias include the following:

Stank-a-phobia: Fear of taking Baths

Hype-a-phobia: Fear of Drug Rehabilitation

Leech-a-phobia: Fear of working for ones own money

Bum-a-phobia: Fear of work “period”

Whore-a-phobia: Fear of Clean Decent women

Fume-a-phobia: Fear of Mouthwash

Lard-a-phobia: Fear of Weight loss

Dumb-a-phobia: Fear of School

Lush-a-phobia: Fear of Alcohol Anonymous

Hobo-a-phobia: Fear of washing or changing the clothes they wear


Do these sound like anyone you know :huh:

 

[Donovan]

Those weren't very clever. They could have made them a lot funnier than that...

 

[MessengerX]

Whore-a-phobia: Fear of Clean Decent women

Why would Whore-a-phobia be a fear of clean, decent women? Shouldn't it be whorophilia?

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up crappy dual.

 

[MessengerX]

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up crappy dual.

 

[MessengerX]

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[Sendell]

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[jack]

I knew a surgeon's wife that complained her husband was way overdue on her slipadichtomy.

 

[Donovan]

I'd bet we could come up with much better than these on the list:

Let's see-

Oz-ophobia: fear of dropping the soap in the shower.

vap-ophobia: fear of socks.

Tard-ophobia: fear of Dr. Who re-runs (what did you think I was gonna say?)

Just-like-Hitlophobia: fear of losing an internet argument to the old "Nazi's did that!" defense.

Condomino-phobia: fear of strangulation by latex. Also referred to as Trojan-ophobia.

NASCARo-phobia: fear of mullets.

Tranny shem-ophobia: fear that the online "hot teenage chick" you've been madly flirting with will turn out to have a bigger dick/ beer gut/ bald spot than yours.

Gagh-ophobia: fear of potted mea...nahh that one's too easy.

www. fuckedophobia.com- fear that either your supervisor, HR rep or government officials have been monitoring your recent online viewing and are on their way to your desk as we ...


Shit, gotta go.

 

[Henoch]

Twat-A-phobia: the fear of being devoured by a fishy smellin' vagina!

 

[jack]

Dualophobia - fear of anonymous threats.

 

[whisky]

Lameaphobia - fear of crap threads on bullitin boards

 

[jack]

Spellingnaziphobia - fear of being corrected when misspelling a word on bulletin boards.