Anyone want to give Lavender some tips?

[Grandtheftcow]

We've all seen mindless Internet whores before (See Sadi) and it looks like Lavender is taking the exact same route.

That's give her(?) a few tips to make her a more interesting and creative dual then what we normally get.

Personally I think she should place her focus on one or two members rather than trying to e-love everyone within viewing distance of her posts. It'd be far more interesting to have an Internet stalker than another sexually unfulfilled middle aged TKer looking to fulfill some elaborate fantasy.

 

[DarthSikle]

Sounds like GTC has a crush

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Hmmmm... yes, she could get that Glenn Close thing working for her. Boil someone's rabbit.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Sounds like GTC has a crush

Just trying to push a current one note dual into something more interesting that's all.

 

[Lavender]

I want Cow to give me some tips

 

[Lavender]

So Cow, if I say I Love You while pulling hard on your nipples, is that good? I know you like to get milked regularly, I just wonder why you get so bound up?

 

[Lavender]

Everyone tells me in Real Life to Go Fuck A Cow, so I think I'll start to practice that advice.

 

[Lavender]

I bet there's a Bull lurking under that bovine exterior.

 

[Love Child]

....and she really should not try to be an "internet lesbian" either, because yes we've seen that before too.