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Apples Apples

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I love apples and I'm eating one right now which means I'm only typing with one hand and that's way too slow so I'm going to stop and just read stuff until I'm done and if anyone is still around I'll post in the shout box and then continue with my community spamming.
 
Apple tart

Gonad! here's a recipe that only has 4 ingredients.

1 granny smith apple
1oz butter, soft
1oz brown sugar, loose
3inx3in puff pastry.

a ceramic ramikin, or a pyrex dish 3in across.
preheat oven to 375

mix the butter and sugar together till creamy.
peal and core the apple, slice in half along core,
slice halfmoons 1/4 in thick.

coat the dish with 1/4 in thick of the butter/sugar, bottom and sides,
Layer in the apples in a circular pattern, 2 layers only,
cut the pastry to fit in the dish and place it on top.

bake for 10 minutes and check it.
it's done when the butter/sugar is bubbling slowly and showing that it's thick.

Careful taking it out, hot sugar sticks to Everything like Napalm.

Let it cool a little, run a spoon around the edge to loosen it and flip it upside-down onto another plate and tale the dish off.

you can put a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it.

Eat it well.

Oh, and the left over apple slices taste great when the left over butter/sugar is used as a dip.
 
That seems like a lot of effort when I like just plain apples, but thank you I will try it.
 
I would love to watch you eat an apple.
No.
Wait.
Yes.
Maybe.
Is that creepy now?
Is anything creepy now?
I don't think so
but still
I'd love to just hang y'know.
Fun stuff! yeah!
 
When I was a little kid I hear that saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

I figured that applied to Dentists as well.

So I somehow came to the conclusion that if I ate an apple before bed, i wouldn't have to brush my teeth!
 
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