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Are there still homeless people who wear barrels?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You don't seem to see them now.
 
I can't recall ever seeing a homeless person with a barrel on in real life.
 
Potato sacks are much more fashionable.
 
They wear garbage bags now -- INNOVATION.
 
How about wearing a washing machine.
 
I've got one on RIGHT NOW.
 
That'd be too heavy I'd think.
 
Thats why you just wear a toaster oven. Keeps your genitals toasty in the winter.
 
What about wearing the skin of your enemies?
 
That is so 1099 A.D.

Its not due to become retro chic for another 10 years.
 
It's what hipsters will wear come the apocalypse.
 
I'm covered in a cloud of anxiety and insomnia.
 
I'm covered in a cloud of spaghetti and meatballs with a side of OMGWTFBBQLOL.
 
I'm covered in a duvet. I'm from Canada.
 
It snowed for a few minutes just there.
 
SAD but true.
 
Could this be my last winter?
 
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