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Army of the dead

whisky

Boobie inspector
CGI exists.

Suprise dead baby from the director who lost a child.

Angry girl from the boys risks everyone to rescue a girl we never even learn the fate of.

Fuck you Sunder
 
Hmmm, just saw this advertised on FB. It's free for me so I'll give it a whirl.
 
That girl isn't in The Boys. And if the "angry girl" from The Boys you mean is the Japanese one, it's kind of weird you'd confuse a white girl for her. Maybe I'm missing something.

After enjoying Justice League quite a lot I thought "maybe I can be a Snyder fan now!" But I didn't like this anywhere near as much.

First there's this weird way it's shot where only one thing is in focus at a time and everything else looks out of focus and blurry. I don't know what to call it; I don't know cinematic language, but I found it annoying. I guess I got used to it as it went on but I certainly didn't think it enhanced the movie.

It's far too long. It takes about 45 minutes to get the crew together, and none of them even have much of a personality. Surely they could have been done faster. I'm a fan of Dave Bautista but his character wasn't all that compelling when he wasn't killing zombies. I kept forgetting the girlfriend character was even in it until she died (which was pretty funny at least!)

Once it gets going there is fun to be had. The zombie tiger was cool. The king and queen zombies were interesting. There was some good action though I think maybe I was expecting more considering how over the top and fun some of JL was. Tig Notaro was a lot better here than in Discovery (and it's impressive they added her digitally after removing a sex offender.) There's a bit where a guy starts talking about a time loop that's fun and one of the only parts where the characters showed some fun personalities.

Why did the evil guy even betray the team when he could have just left with them with the head? Hell, why didn't the Japanese guy just hire a team to get a head if he didn't care about the safe at all.
 
As a fun drinking game, take a shot whenever something reminds you of aliens.

A team of soldiers is accompanied by a civilian, into an area soon to be destroyed by nuclear blast

A company man goes with them, who will betray them to get his hands on a bio weapon, who locks them in with the enemy.

A fiesty Latino lady with a red bandanna fights off dozens of enemies before exploding to take out more.

A civilian goes off on her own deep into enemy territory to rescue a girl.

With seconds to go the rescue craft appears to have left, before rising up from behind a wall.
 
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