Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
My friend Gina and I went to dinner last Saturday evening and as we were approaching the restaurant there was a very tall, fairly attractive blonde girl holding and incredibly adorable puppy. My friend and I looked at the sweet little puppy and my friend turned to me and gave me a twisted little look and said quietly, "I just want to steal that puppy." The tall blond holding the dear puppy turned and spouted, "Jealousy will get you nowhere." Um, what? I mean perhaps it looked like we were being critical of her ridiculous outfit but really, all we were doing was admiring the pup in her hands. So, fed up with the rude world around me I turned and replied sharply, "We were admiring your dog you moron. Idiocy won't get you anywhere either you conceited little bitch." Her mother, whom she was walking with, looked absolutely mortified and the girl turned bright red, turned heel and walked on.
God, if more people just thought before they opened their gob this world would be a much more pleasant place.
God, if more people just thought before they opened their gob this world would be a much more pleasant place.