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Here is an article I wrote about Starguard for the school newspaper. I thought I would share it with you since you love the troll Starguard. It is an article I wrote about Starguard.
Starguard is a TK poster about trolls in cyberspace set in the future of cyberspace. He is a poster that parralels and pays tribute to modern 20th century "men of cyberspace" such as the first men in cyberspace Gagh and Geedis. Captain Manners is the star of Troll Kingdom and is a true action hero in the model of Messenger or Geedis. She is the first woman to fly a warp 4 starship into deep space in the future of space and she gives a speech to her loyal crew of men of cyberspace at the start of each post telling the mission of the site.
"Our mission my friends it to boldly go into parts of cyberspace where no woman has gone before and explore in those places"
This legendary line is known by all Starguard fans (known as Guardfans) and they recite it to each other while holding their fingers up in the Fuck-off gesture of love whenever two trollfans see each other in a street or a shopping mall.
Starguard is about men in cyberspace and that's why there's always 7 men and 2 women in each Starguard post (there are 7 in all) set in cyberspace because there are more females of space then men of space. The females serve under the men in space in the missionary position and are never captains. This is because of the vision of Gagh, the first man to ever dream of wanking off in space.
His best friend is Lord Raffles the first alien to ever meet humans in space. He represents blacks and italians and other ethnic groups and shows that they are just like us even if they are from different planets and we should love them like brothers.
The doctor is called "Mirah" and is old.
There are other crewmembers from all over the world, one from Scotland, one from England, one from Chinese and one from Africa who is a woman.
There are other Starguard series set ten years after the first called The Next Adventure, Deep Throat Nine, Voyagers In the Bedroom, and Nemesis. They are all about females in space too and how we can bang them till they see stars.
In conclusion Starguard is about how humanity will evolve in the future so that they can breath in cyberspace unaided and talk to aliens with their tongues and about love and respect between all the females of space. It is a good show. It started in 2007 and is still on today. Miss Manners is in it. It is set in space.
Starguard is a TK poster about trolls in cyberspace set in the future of cyberspace. He is a poster that parralels and pays tribute to modern 20th century "men of cyberspace" such as the first men in cyberspace Gagh and Geedis. Captain Manners is the star of Troll Kingdom and is a true action hero in the model of Messenger or Geedis. She is the first woman to fly a warp 4 starship into deep space in the future of space and she gives a speech to her loyal crew of men of cyberspace at the start of each post telling the mission of the site.
"Our mission my friends it to boldly go into parts of cyberspace where no woman has gone before and explore in those places"
This legendary line is known by all Starguard fans (known as Guardfans) and they recite it to each other while holding their fingers up in the Fuck-off gesture of love whenever two trollfans see each other in a street or a shopping mall.
Starguard is about men in cyberspace and that's why there's always 7 men and 2 women in each Starguard post (there are 7 in all) set in cyberspace because there are more females of space then men of space. The females serve under the men in space in the missionary position and are never captains. This is because of the vision of Gagh, the first man to ever dream of wanking off in space.
His best friend is Lord Raffles the first alien to ever meet humans in space. He represents blacks and italians and other ethnic groups and shows that they are just like us even if they are from different planets and we should love them like brothers.
The doctor is called "Mirah" and is old.
There are other crewmembers from all over the world, one from Scotland, one from England, one from Chinese and one from Africa who is a woman.
There are other Starguard series set ten years after the first called The Next Adventure, Deep Throat Nine, Voyagers In the Bedroom, and Nemesis. They are all about females in space too and how we can bang them till they see stars.
In conclusion Starguard is about how humanity will evolve in the future so that they can breath in cyberspace unaided and talk to aliens with their tongues and about love and respect between all the females of space. It is a good show. It started in 2007 and is still on today. Miss Manners is in it. It is set in space.
