ASK M.O.D.O.K!

[Tyrant]

The super duper extra-calorie ask M.O.D.O.K..... thread!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I don't get it.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

What Would You Like To Know, Human?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

How do you engage in sex, MODOK?

 

[Mongo]

No you ask Mongo, not MODOK!

what would Mongo do?

 

[DarthSikle]

Modok:

Why does Steve Rogers continually kick your ass?

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

How do you engage in sex, MODOK?

Why Am I Not Surprised That The First Question Asked Would Be About The Act Of Reproduction? You Humans Truly Are Simple Creatures. Will The Next Inquiry Be About Defecation? But I Shall Humor You, Child. Being An Advanced Being, Far Superior To You Homo-sapiens, I Have No Need For Sexual Activity. My Mind Is Stimulated So Much Through Knowledge That The Basic Carnal Pleasures You Engage In Would Seem But A Dew Drop Into A Puddle. While I Will Admit That I Have Extensive In All Things Related To This Matter, And That I Can, At Any Given Moment, With But The Power Of My Mind, Deliver An Orgasm Instantly To Anyone, Male Or Female, I Have No Desire To Do So. Also I Have A Really Huge Penis.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Modok:

Why does Steve Rogers continually kick your ass?

He Does Not. He Is A Pathetic Human Whom I Merely String Along The Way A Cat Would Tease A Mouse Before Striking It Down With A Swipe Of It’s Paw. I Am Placating Him And His United States.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Why Am I Not Surprised That The First Question Asked Would Be About The Act Of Reproduction? You Humans Truly Are Simple Creatures.

What else is there in life, MODOK, but sex and death?

Also I Have A Really Huge Penis.

Compared to your head, who would notice?

 

[jack]

He wears a gaffe.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

What else is there in life, MODOK, but sex and death?

World Domination.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

World Domination.

Right! Through the double-sided dong cause célèbre that is Death and Sexual conquest! Do try and keep up.

 

[obsidian]

Great Modok, can you walk upright unassisted by technology or mental powers?

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Great Modok, can you walk upright unassisted by technology or mental powers?

Bah. I Have Advanced Beyond The Need For Such Primative Versions Of Locomotion. Perhaps One Day You Will Evolve As Well And Will Abandon The Use Of YOur Legs.

 

[I Love Cunt]

What did I do? I can't fucking say "I don't get it?"
I'm so sorry, let me clarify and use bigger words.
I was looking for clarification-because "I didn't get it"
Or maybe I was making a statment. As in "I don't get it"
MY GOD!
But now that I've read the fucking thread, I get it.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

You Are A Fool. Beware The Wrath Of M.O.D.O.K.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Really? Really I should be aware? Aware of what?